I make a mean Tex Mex...

Statistically it's average.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KaPauw
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Why is six afraid of seven?

Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.

Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary. Six is afraid of Seven because he is a damn psychopath.

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How does Chipotle' inform their customers that their order is ready?

...by tex-mexage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dmatlack1023
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Did you hear about the tornado in southern USA that was swallowing everything in its path?

It was called the VoreTex-as.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deciperer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Got my girlfriend while I was eating pie.

GF: Is your pie good?

Me:On a scale of 1-10 I'd give it a 3.14.

On a serious note though the pie was delicious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justinhood88
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2015
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I heard there’s a place on the border of Texas and Mexico that is making giant manned robots.

It’s called Tex-Mechs.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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