Dia Puns

A list of puns related to "Dia"

I sat down to dinner and asked my son, β€œYou got any dias?”

Confused, he replied β€œDias? No...”. I said, β€œwell I got a whole case-a-dia.” Actually got my wife to laugh a little.

Also, we weren’t having quesadillas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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I believe I speak for almost all of us here

*Good morning *Buenos dias *Bonjour *Guten Morgen *Boungiorno *Bom dia *God morgon *Selamat pagi *Goedemorgen *God morgen *Dobroye utro

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Only_Have_One_Hand
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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What's another name for Mother's Day?

Labor Day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peaches_inthe_sun
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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