I told my son to go find out what "nada" means in english

But he came back with nothing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BobbyTheDude
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It’s nada bus πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TeemingNinja
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CastYourBread
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2016
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How much does a chimney cost?

Nada! Zero because it's on the house!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nightfuryangel
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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I’ve been saying β€œmucho” to my Spanish friend a lot more often lately

It means a lot to him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DieserBene
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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A few minutes ago, I came to the conclusion that tofu is overrated.

It’s just a curd to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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Best mow and blow on the westside
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Docfess
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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My dad sent me this one out of the blue..

A Mexican magician says he'll disappear on the count of three.

Uno... Dos... Poof

He disappeared...

Without a tres.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Apricorns
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2015
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I used to tell Spanish jokes

But Nada single person understood them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Urboijeff
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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Spanish pun imgur.com/dbRwmbZ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bisexual_Annie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2014
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Dadjoked my Dad (In Spanish)

My dad asked me to look for some chips so I went to look for them...

Me: Donde estan? - Where are they?

Dad: En la alacena. - In the cupboard.

I got the chips and when I got back to my dad a spark of creativity came to me...

Me: No las podia encontrar, es que estaba buscando en el almuerzo y no en la cena.

-I couldn't find them, seems I was looking in lunch and not in dinner.

My dad smiled and ate his chips.

for reference, alacena = cupboard, cena = dinner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Link_Guistics
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2015
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It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.

As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "AcΓ‘, nada."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brewer1056
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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To the mathematicians who thought of the idea of zero...

Thanks for nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thucket
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2017
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This made me bro my head back in laughter.

Bro 1: Anything happen while i was gone? Bro 2: (who thinks he can speak spanish) nada thing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thinkcriticaler
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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My almost 2 year old just got me

Today is my father's birthday so naturally we wanted his grandson, my son to tell him happy birthday on the phone. For some reason he was being super quiet. I kept saying "Say happy birthday to Papa, say happy birthday" Nope, nothin, nada. I say again "Say happy birthday silence.....say anything"

My son "Anything"

He's going to be a great Dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paraord
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2015
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Dad's pressing question to the guide of a hiking trek in a spanish speaking country.

Guide: (broken english) "There is a lot of grass in this area because...[good reason]."

Dad: (to me, but loud enough for everyone to hear) "You know what the locals call that...?"

Me: "No, what?"

Dad: "Muchas gracias!" (followed by the biggest grin I've ever seen)

Guide: (confused) "De nada..."

My family quickly and casually disassociates before seeing other families face palm for us.

I was the only one who laughed...

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2014
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