Naught Puns

A list of puns related to "Naught"

To my college roommate: "Thanks for looking up the definition of 'naught'".

"Oh, it was nothing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EltaninAntenna
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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Why isn't 1 allowed to hang out with 0 anymore?

Because 1's mom says 0 is naughty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FR0D0_SWAGGINS
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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When the third zero came up, I promptly bet my money against another one appearing...

...and quickly lost everything.

It was all four naughts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/this_time_i_mean_it
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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