Diarrhoea Puns

A list of puns related to "Diarrhoea"

Little Johnny has diarrhoea and asks his mom, "Hey mom, do you have Viagra?" The mom goes, "What? What on Earth do you need that for?" "Well, isn't that what you give dad when his shit doesn't get hard?"
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👤︎ u/M_Arslan_Tahir
📅︎ Jan 23 2021
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Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?

It runs in your genes

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👤︎ u/HereforacoupleofQs
📅︎ Feb 02 2021
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Today I'm starting diarrhoea awareness week....

Runs until next Friday.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jan 15 2021
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Unbelievable...Just been to the chemist, asked the lady if she had something to clear up diarrhoea...

She gave me a mop.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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Did you hear there is a new medication for diarrhoea?

It will not be out for a while, as it is still in testin!

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👤︎ u/SteadyingRuck
📅︎ Nov 12 2020
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Did you hear about the diarrhoea outbreak at the journalist convention?

It’s all over the news!

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👤︎ u/Strange_An0maly
📅︎ Dec 20 2020
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Apparently they have determined that diarrhoea is now hereditary...

It’s known to run in jeans.

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👤︎ u/JLangvee
📅︎ Nov 09 2020
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I've got diarrhoea. My Dad has got diarrhoea. My Grandad has got diarrhoea.

Runs in the family

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👤︎ u/JonnyFloater12
📅︎ Sep 21 2020
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What does a person with diarrhoea say?

I'm sick and tired of this shit.

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👤︎ u/SamSike2K2
📅︎ Aug 04 2019
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What happened when the Lt. General had diarrhoea?

He became a loo-tenant...

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👤︎ u/vishal_rjagan
📅︎ Jun 14 2018
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I have diarrhoea

It's the crappiest thing ever

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👤︎ u/0LORD-VADER0
📅︎ Aug 26 2017
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It's diarrhoea awareness week.

Runs until Friday

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👤︎ u/1963Jan
📅︎ Jan 27 2021
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Today is the start of diarrhoea awareness week....

It will run till Friday.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 07 2020
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On Monday we start diarrhoea awareness week.

It runs until Friday.

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👤︎ u/althistorysports
📅︎ Mar 28 2020
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A reminder that it’s International Diarrhoea Week

Runs until Friday

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👤︎ u/fantasypaladin
📅︎ Jan 13 2020
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Did you know diarrhoea is a hereditary disease?

It runs in your jeans.

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👤︎ u/doktorstrange7
📅︎ Sep 05 2019
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Scientists have discovered that diarrhoea is hereditary.

It runs in your jeans.

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👤︎ u/Brizzo7
📅︎ Oct 13 2019
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Why is diarrhoea hereditary ?

Because it runs in jeans

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👤︎ u/music_snobbbb
📅︎ Aug 14 2018
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Don't ask me why I have diarrhoea

It runs in my genes.

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👤︎ u/0108sarthak
📅︎ May 22 2018
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Did you know that diarrhoea is hereditary?

It runs through your jeans.

I know - it’s a shit joke.

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👤︎ u/ManipulativeAviator
📅︎ Mar 19 2018
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Next week is national diarrhoea week...

Runs till Sunday!

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👤︎ u/Mattellis77
📅︎ Feb 25 2018
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