I've got a bad case of gastro and have been making diarrhea puns...

my wife told me to stop, but I replied that I enjoy self-defecating jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tokyo-dawn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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What do you call a scotchman with diarrhea?

Brave fart

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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My diarrhea is gone

I guess you could say it’s gonorrhea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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Did you know that Diarrhea is hereditary?

It runs in your jeans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty of room

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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I was thinking about diarrhea and constipation

they're opposhits

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whitefeather23
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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I’m sorry Carl, diarrhea is hereditary

It runs in your jeans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EagleHeart0904
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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My family suffers from chronic diarrhea

It runs in our jeans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Master_Achi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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can we stop with the diarrhea jokes?

it's becoming a pain in the ass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Jude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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Scientists have proven that diarrhea is hereditary

Yep. They've found that it runs in your jeans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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CDC declares Diarrhea to be a genetic disease

It runs in your jeans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/annthaknee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Don't you think Gonorrhoea would be a great name for Diarrhea medicine?

No shit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HydrosFear
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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My twins give me chills, dehydration, fatigue, fever, loss of appetite, and extreme diarrhea.

Their names are Sam and Ella.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anddditburns
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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On the day my friends were hosting my birthday celebration, I had diarrhea.

I was a party pooper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GatorScribe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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On Monday we start diarrhea awareness week

Runs until Friday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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What do you say when you got diarrhea and bad friends?

I can't trust these farts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/offeverynight
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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What's the difference between an epileptic oyster schucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?

The epileptic oyster shucker shucks between fits...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carriager
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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My kids got Diarrhea.

"Give her roughage?"

"2"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nathanpmyoung
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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You know what would’ve been a good name for a diarrhea medicine?

Gonorrhea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dc2k4
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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How can you find out whether you have constipation or diarrhea?

The process of elimination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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What do you call a Canadian high schooler with diarrhea?

Poo-teen!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jinnyboomboom
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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Diarrhea Awareness starts tomorrow.

Runs for 2 days.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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Mike Tyson ended up in jail for having diarrhea

He mad a meth in the bathroom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Antisocial_gamer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CraftyRow418
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?

It runs in your jeans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_dude_abides3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Diarrhea is hereditary

It runs in your genes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirkSirkSirk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Diarrhea is hereditary.

It runs in your jeans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Diarrhea is genetic

It runs in your genes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dirty_boris
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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Diarrhea is genetic

It runs in the genes.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?

It runs in your jeans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gruffudd725
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Did you know diarrhea is heredity?

It runs in your jeans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tunahands316
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Diarrhea is hereditary.

It runs in your jeans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baldeagle77
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Gonorrhea would be a great name for diarrhea medication.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zekesnack
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Diarrhea is genetic

It runs in your jeans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SharpBomber85
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Did you know diarrhea was hereditary?

It runs in your jeans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/funkhammer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Scientists have discovered that diarrhea is hereditary.

It runs in your jeans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eeik5150
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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What do you give a elephant with Diarrhea?

A lot of room!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jesuscide
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Did you know that diarrhea is genetic?

It runs in your jeans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gruffudd725
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?

It runs in your jeans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brock_Walker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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On Monday we start Diarrhea Awareness Week.

Runs until Friday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?

It runs in your jeans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sh-t_Shower_Shave
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine
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πŸ‘€︎ u/daugarten
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2018
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Diarrhea is hereditary.

Because it runs in your jeans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirMalcolmK
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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How do you figure out the difference between constipation and diarrhea?

Process of Elimination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Diarrhea is hereditary

How?

It runs in your jeans....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/felinebarbecue
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for Diarrhea medicine
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOnlyJolt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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Diarrhea is hereditary

It runs in your jeans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaelCar07
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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