Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold.
Justice is a dish best served cold...
If it were served warm it would be justwater.
What do Mexicans eat when it's cold out?
What do you need if you’re cold, while on the moon?
You are in a cold room without any blanket and Sweater what will you do?
Go to the corners because it's 90° there.
"Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway!" My youngest son thought of that all by himself and shared it with us during Christmas dinner!
He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Honolulu...
What do you call a cold hooker?
Came in from the cold and my girlfriend said “Your eyelashes are icicles!”
I said “and my balls are testicles”
What kind of tree shakes in the cold?
I was cold and hungry, so I put my feet in front of the heater
Where should you go in a room if you’re feeling cold?
The corner – they’re usually 90 degrees.
What did the cold, angry man eat for dinner?
Why dont ants catch colds?
They have strong anty-bodies.
Why did the case of the toilet bandit go cold?
They had nothing to go on.
Why is the stadium so cold?
Because it has a lot of fans.
What do you cold and hungry tiger?
A brr-grr.
Edit:
“What do you CALL...”
Sorry, I suck.
Why was Bernie so cold at the inauguration?
What did one RNA say to another RNA after they came inside from the cold?
It's hot in here. Why do you still have your codon?
I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree
If YOU’RE cold, THEY’RE cold. Let that sink in
It was really cold in Northern Indiana today so I spent my day huddled in the corner...
It was 90 degrees in there
I turned off the fan because I was a bit cold...
I wonder why everyone else on the helicopter is panicking?
What did cold say to hot?
Not cool, man.
*My six year old told me she made this up. Not sure whether to believe her or not.
What does a painter do when he/she is cold?
They put on another coat.
My son told me the house was cold, I told him to go stand in the corner...
'Cause the corner is 90 degrees.
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake!
Its cake and y'all know the rules!
What cold food do you order at a fast food restaurant?
What cold food do you order at a fast food restaurant?
A Brrrrrrger.
What do cops do when handed a cold case?
They work on it undercover.
On the eve of a record breaking cold winter night, a wife notices her husband run to the backyard with a bucket in his hand.
She grabs a cup of hot cocoa and watches through the window as he fills the bucket up with water and races from the back of the house all the way out to the front yard and out of sight. She bundles up and goes outside to get a closer look and sees that he’s cleared the snow from the sidewalk. She watches as he takes his bucket of water and pours it out on the cold concrete. She’s puzzled for a second and then says:
Icy, what you did there.
Yup I quit cold turkey last month.
Warmed in the microwave is so much better.
If hell is hot, then heaven's gotta be cold
Guess that's why they call it paradice
Why was the pepper cold?
Because it's pepper mint.
Its getting that time of year when it's so cold....
....people are starting to wear 2 pairs of pyjamas to Walmart.
I texted my friend that I was missing them and they replied with a very cold reply
What does the philosophy lecturer do when he gets cold feet?
Who were the most tired people in the Cold War?
What’s faster—hot or cold?
Hot is, because you can catch a cold.
Just ice is best served cold
Justice is best served cold,
because when you serve it warm, it's justwater
Justice is a dish best served cold
If it were served warm it would be justwater.
Justice is a dish best served cold
Because otherwise it would be justwater
Which is faster hot or cold ?
Hot !! As you can catch cold !
Justice is a dish best served cold
Because if it were served warm it would be justwater
Told my dad I was cold, his response was to tell me to stand in the corner
When you get cold, stand in the corner of the room ...
It's always about 90 degrees
What do you call an espresso with a cold....
"Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway!" My youngest son thought of that all by himself!
He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska...
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