It was so cold outside yesterday, that we took a man into our home, out of the kindness of our hearts...

We felt so sorry for him because the poor guy was completely covered in snow, but this morning, he had just vanished!

Not a word, not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him!

The last straw was when I realized he had peed all over the living room floor!

That's the thanks we get for being good to people?!

I'm warning all of you to watch out for this man!

He is a heavy set, white guy, wearing nothing but a scarf.

He has a nose that looks like a carrot, two black eyes, and his arms are so skinny, they look like sticks.

Whatever you do, don't bring him into your house!

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What a COLD-hearted woman...
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👤︎ u/OmegaRomea
📅︎ Feb 19 2019
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Cold Hearted [oc]
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📅︎ Jan 25 2020
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I truly am a monster. My partner is a nurse for context.
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📅︎ Jul 23 2020
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I stole and tried to melt an ice sculpture

When the police kicked in my door they yelled: FREEZE!

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📅︎ Feb 09 2020
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Cheating is not affair game

I said to my cheating wife "Let's settle this in affair explanation!" She said "OK. I cheated on you because your heart were as cold as the North Poll!" I looked at her then said "I'm diss a pointed..."

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📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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Why did everybody love Frozen

Elsa had a heart of cold

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👤︎ u/knoopknoop
📅︎ Mar 23 2019
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Son says to dad..

Son: Why is the food cold and bland today papa..?

Dad: It's because your mom puts her heart and soul into what she cooks son.

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Dad after watching the movie Frozen

Hans really made some bad decisions and is very cold-hearted. I guess from now on he'll be Hans Solo.

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