On the way out of the house, my daughter has to use the bathroom.

Getting into the car my daughter says that she has diarrhea and if she's late to school they will just have to understand

I say, "Well then I hope your day at school isn't too crappy."

Daughter responds, "Dad, you are not funny."

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📅︎ May 11 2015
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