Knock knock. Who's there? Diana. Diana who?
I'm Diana Meechoo.
One thing you have to admit about Diana Ross...
She was a Supreme singer.
If the kitchen is in the house and Diana is in the kitchen, what is in Diana?
A state.
"Diana!" I said, greeting my mother-in-law as she walked through the door....
She replied, "my name is Anna!"
I said, "Yes! Yes I know "
Why doesn't Diana Prince carry a keyring?
Shes a one-door woman
Where did Prince Charles spend his first honeymoon?
In-diana.
After a bug hit my windshield...
Dad- "I'll Bet he doesn't have the guts to do that again!"
What is Wonder Woman's favorite part of the body?
The Diana-phragm.
girlfriends ipad is aways low on batteries.
GF "Yensy can you put this to charge over there"
Me "why? Wasn't it just charging a minute ago?"
GF "Yea, but Diana keeps crawling over there and pulling it out"
ME "Diana! be like daddy and never pullout"
My first and proudest dad joke. It only took my one year.
