Diana Puns

A list of puns related to "Diana"

One thing you have to admit about Diana Ross...

She was a Supreme singer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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Knock knock. Who's there? Diana. Diana who?

I'm Diana Meechoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danielaurence
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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If the kitchen is in the house and Diana is in the kitchen, what is in Diana?

A state.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blinkie19
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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"Diana!" I said, greeting my mother-in-law as she walked through the door....

She replied, "my name is Anna!"

I said, "Yes! Yes I know "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warshadow
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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Why doesn't Diana Prince carry a keyring?

Shes a one-door woman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MuttonChopViking
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2017
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Where did Prince Charles spend his first honeymoon?

In-diana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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After a bug hit my windshield...

Dad- "I'll Bet he doesn't have the guts to do that again!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nottydane
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2014
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What is Wonder Woman's favorite part of the body?

The Diana-phragm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gigler198
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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girlfriends ipad is aways low on batteries.

GF "Yensy can you put this to charge over there"

Me "why? Wasn't it just charging a minute ago?"

GF "Yea, but Diana keeps crawling over there and pulling it out"

ME "Diana! be like daddy and never pullout"

My first and proudest dad joke. It only took my one year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labatomi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2016
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