What did Mick Jagger say when he found Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?
'Hey, hey, Hugh, Hugh, get off of McCloud"
I had to let my natural fiber weaver go today because she was late...
She had an excuse but it seemed fabricated.
I went out drinking with my weaver friend, but he left after a few minutes.
He said he had a looming deadline.
Anthems unite weaver ants
What do you call a bird that sews?
A hemming-bird.
