What did Mick Jagger say when he found Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

'Hey, hey, Hugh, Hugh, get off of McCloud"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/andersonfmly
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 01 2020
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I had to let my natural fiber weaver go today because she was late...

She had an excuse but it seemed fabricated.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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I went out drinking with my weaver friend, but he left after a few minutes.

He said he had a looming deadline.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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Anthems unite weaver ants
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/moothane
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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Make like a tree!
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/drymud64
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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What do you call a bird that sews?

A hemming-bird.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RealMeaning42
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