A uterus is an heir loom
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HasFiveVowels
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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Did you know that Fruit of the Loom (TM) once took Hanes(TM) to court?

It was a BRIEF case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BastetLXIX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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I couldn't decide on which side of the road I wanted to use my loom. On the northbound side the southbound side looked better. And upon crossing to the southbound side, the northbound side looked better. The cops soon arrested me for operating under the influence.

They said I was weaving all over the road.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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As November approaches, this thought looms
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elcielo17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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Sailor Loom
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Dark Side of Loom
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πŸ‘€︎ u/inDgenious
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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Dark side of the loom
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ices_hadow28
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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I've always wanted to work for Fruit of the Loom

I've heard their office meetings are brief

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDrComfort
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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More like *air*-loom tomatoes.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EngineerNate
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2016
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As November approaches, this thought looms

https://imgur.com/XwQbpNJ.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elcielo17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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On our vacation, we made a stop at the Fruit of the Loom museum.

I heard they were giving brief tours.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeseheadDave
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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My grandma makes blankets using a loom. She crafted the latest one so well that it'll never fray or fall apart!

It's un-de-weave-able!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBuccaneer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2017
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If you have a weaving loom which was suspended above the ground, and then you left it to your children when you died...

would you call it an heirloom air-loom?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pittgoose
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2017
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Our family's legacy

When my great granddad went bald, he built a machine to weave himself a wig out of yarn. He then gave it to my granddad, who then gave it to my dad, and one day, it will be mine.

It's our family hair loom. :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/capngloval
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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All these conspiracy theorists just spinning yarns.

They are nothing but loom and doom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BandDirector17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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My friend can only make textiles for people very far away...

He looms on the horizon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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When my father died, in his will he gave me his toupee. He said it has been passed down for generations in our family.

It's a family hair-loom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/washcapsfan37
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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His whole life had built up to that moment.

I was on a college visit with my dad and we were walking through the textiles department. We walk into the loom room, which is a large room full of looms, and I knew immediately that something was coming. I looked at him and gave him a "don't you do it" look. We then walked into the dying room, which is a room where the students dye the fabrics they've just made on the looms. It was hopeless.

"Man, death was only looming in the last room. People are dying all over the place in here."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/photoast
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2013
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What do you call a miniature Yoda?

A Toyota.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nstuchlik
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2018
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My grandma used to pretend she was weaving rugs when she had to think. When she died, she passed the talent to my children.

It's a cherished air-loom in my family.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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I only have a few hours to finish weaving this blanket.

It's a looming deadline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmyspr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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Pun-ishing rant to those who think puns aren't funny, for them to use as an example.

I wanna punt all the spunky diction pundits, that attempt to expunge the joy from punsters, right in their puny footballs. They're punks who attempt to puncture holes in our word play, finding it punitive to their, self described, punticulously crafted humor. The pungent smell of their looming punishment is in the air . Now is the punctual time to place the punctuation on this punchline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RickToThaDiculous
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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I went out drinking with my weaver friend, but he left after a few minutes.

He said he had a looming deadline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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My 68-year old friend wants to spend the last years of her life making rugs...

Her retirement is looming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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Tonight I saw a couple weaving all over the road...

I told them to get a loom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeastinSeersucker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2015
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When my great-grandad went bald, he built a machine to weave himself a wig out of yarn. He then gave it to my grandad, who then gave it to my dad - and one day, it will be mine.

It’s our family hair loom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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