Chandler Bing really is the master of dad jokes.
While at a tailor's,
"How long do you want the cuffs?"
"Well at least for as long as I have the pants."
Chandler from F • R • I • E • N • D • S is full of 'em
Frankie the Tailor: How long do you want the cuffs? Chandler: Ah, as long as I have the pants I guess.
This Thanksgiving i am thankful for friends...
Especially the episode when Joey and Chandler get a duck.
We got a new guy at work
His name is Steven. We already had a Steven. The other day they both walked in together. I ask >"Which one of you guys is taller?"
>"He is."
>"Oh, so you aren't Even Stevens."
My teacher was talking about making checklists.
And I could barely keep myself from asking, "What about Yugoslavia lists?"
Shamelessly stolen from Chandler Bing, the master of dad jokes.
Stolen from Chandler on Friends.
Tailor : how long do you want the cuffs?
Chandler : Oh, at least as long as I have the pants.
