Chandler Bing really is the master of dad jokes.

While at a tailor's,

"How long do you want the cuffs?"

"Well at least for as long as I have the pants."

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Chandler from F • R • I • E • N • D • S is full of 'em

Frankie the Tailor: How long do you want the cuffs? Chandler: Ah, as long as I have the pants I guess.

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I thought if a bad pun, thought I might find some friends if I posted it here
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This Thanksgiving i am thankful for friends...

Especially the episode when Joey and Chandler get a duck.

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I'm funny, right?
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We got a new guy at work

His name is Steven. We already had a Steven. The other day they both walked in together. I ask >"Which one of you guys is taller?"

>"He is."

>"Oh, so you aren't Even Stevens."

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My teacher was talking about making checklists.

And I could barely keep myself from asking, "What about Yugoslavia lists?"

Shamelessly stolen from Chandler Bing, the master of dad jokes.

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Stolen from Chandler on Friends.

Tailor : how long do you want the cuffs?

Chandler : Oh, at least as long as I have the pants.

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