What is green and has wheels?
Grass I lied about the wheels.
What’s green and not very heavy?
What did the green light say to the red light?
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe, damn it! Breathe!
What’s large, green, and can’t fly?
What's green and flew over Germany?
Snot-zis
(One of my father's favorite's growing up)
What's green, has 4 legs, and could kill you if it fell out of a tree?
Why didn’t the green pepper do archery?
BECAUSE IT DIDNT HABANERO LMAOOO
How do you open a green door
Fun fact: that's a sub green crayon
Ever wonder what happened to the Jolly Green Giant?
What’s red and smells like green paint?
Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?
because It didn't habenero . .
If a gardener has green fingers what does a hacker have?
Whats green and fuzzy and would kill you if it jumped on you from a tree?
What is green and lurks through the peephole?
What do you call a spicy green dish made on Sesame Street in India?
I started reading this great book about the relationship between military battles and green vegetables.
It’s called War and Peas.
My wife left me because I made too many Green Day references
Do you have the time to listen to me whine
Not many fans are allowed in the stadium for Green Bay’s game today. It will be like
What is the fruit that is green on the outside and red with black seeds on the inside, the name start with an H
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe grandpa, or they will have to put you in the box! (Raisin joke on top)
This is how you make neon geen.
Why was the color green always single?
My favorite colors are red, green, and blue.
They are the only colors I see.
What does Stevie Wonder say to Louis Armstrong?
Someone offered me a nice cup of green tea
So naturally I said yes, matcha-bliged
Need a pun and I’m not good at them
I’m making some art about a band with three spray bottles as the singers, what are some band names? It would be cool if it was a pun about sprays or a parody of an existing band, thanks
I accidentally ate some food coloring today.
The doctor says I’m fine but I feel like I dyed a little inside.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe man! Damnit, breathe!
What is big, green and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
BREATH!!
Edit: breathe..dammit
What did the Red light say to the Green light?
Don't look at me I'm changing!
What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe damn it, breathe!"
What's green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree on you, it will kill you?
What's green and smells like red paint?
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
BREATHE, YOU IDIOT!! BREATHE!!!!
What's blue and smells like red paint?
What did the green grape say to the purple grape
What's green, fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
What is green and not very heavy?
What's green with wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
Whats green has 6 legs and if it fell out of a tree on top of you it would kill you.
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