Whoever loses the fight has to wear their underwear on the outside.
COVID had to vaccinate against Chuck Norris
This one is oldie but goodie.
When I was a child I asked my father 'why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris but none about Clint Eastwood?' He leant forward look me straight in the eyes and said 'because Clint Eastwood is no joke'.
He knows the last digit of Pi.
... for breakfast.
He never liked Bruised Knee
A Round House.
He's used the same napkin since 1974. He just scares the shit out of it.
It had to quarantine for 14 days.
The virus will be quarantined for 14 days
Once.
It still didn't land on the ground
His Shoe
"Because it's too afraid to blow him"
The Virus is now in quarantine for 14 days
He doesn't, he scares the living shit out of it
