Chick Norris.
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📅︎ May 15 2021
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Superman and Chuck Norris made a bet

Whoever loses the fight has to wear their underwear on the outside.

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👤︎ u/Gingi0
📅︎ Apr 09 2021
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Chucked Norris.
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📅︎ Feb 20 2021
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Chuck Norris didn't have to the the vaccine

COVID had to vaccinate against Chuck Norris

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📅︎ Mar 16 2021
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Why there are jokes on chuck Norris but....

This one is oldie but goodie.

When I was a child I asked my father 'why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris but none about Clint Eastwood?' He leant forward look me straight in the eyes and said 'because Clint Eastwood is no joke'.

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👤︎ u/casul_noob
📅︎ Feb 09 2021
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Chuck Norris is the world's greatest mathematician.

He knows the last digit of Pi.

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👤︎ u/Rpdaca
📅︎ Oct 22 2020
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NEWS: Chuck Norris has coronavirus.

... for breakfast.

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👤︎ u/PotBuzz
📅︎ Mar 10 2020
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Why did Chuck Norris wear knee pads?

He never liked Bruised Knee

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📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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What kind of House does Chuck Norris live in?

A Round House.

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👤︎ u/Dummdukk
📅︎ May 11 2020
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Chuck Norris doesn't hoard toilet paper.

He's used the same napkin since 1974. He just scares the shit out of it.

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👤︎ u/PotBuzz
📅︎ Mar 14 2020
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Coronavirus got infected with Chuck Norris.

It had to quarantine for 14 days.

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👤︎ u/veritoast
📅︎ Mar 17 2020
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Chuck Norris has been confirmed to be exposed to Covid-19

The virus will be quarantined for 14 days

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📅︎ Mar 24 2020
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Chuck Norris' email address:

Gmail@chucknorris.com

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik
📅︎ Dec 11 2019
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, his mother called him Chuckie.

Once.

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👤︎ u/PotBuzz
📅︎ Mar 14 2020
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Truck Norris
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👤︎ u/Emider
📅︎ Jun 22 2019
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Chuck Norris is what Willis was talkin about.
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📅︎ Oct 17 2019
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Chuck Norris once trew a party

It still didn't land on the ground

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📅︎ Sep 15 2019
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Last name Norris, first name Chuck
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👤︎ u/farcicer
📅︎ Nov 18 2018
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?

His Shoe

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📅︎ Mar 20 2019
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My friend: "Why doesn't a hurricane have sex with Chuck Norris?"

"Because it's too afraid to blow him"

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👤︎ u/bobmancat
📅︎ Sep 28 2018
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Chuck Norris has been exposed to Coronavirus (COVID-19)

The Virus is now in quarantine for 14 days

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👤︎ u/Gingafried
📅︎ Mar 16 2020
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How does Chuck Norris flush the toilet?

He doesn't, he scares the living shit out of it

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👤︎ u/Chezpoof
📅︎ Dec 24 2018
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