My middle name is Stevenson because my dads name is Steven and I’m his son.

So I guess you could say dad jokes are my middle name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scottyboiii97
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Got work started off right this morning

So my name is Lance and this morning one of my coworkers (Bob) pinged me.

Bob: Is your legal name Lancelot? Just wondering because apparently there's a guy named "Lance Stevenson" in the office but in the intranet phonebook he's "Lancelot Stevenson"

Me: Shhh... I used to go by Lancelot. Now I'm just called Lance a lot.

Bob: groan...

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