Whenever I think about Alexander Fleming

I come to a conclusion he must have been a fungi to work with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArinaPipina
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Same middle name

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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"Alexander, why am I such a failure with women?"

"My name is Siri. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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I said hi to alexander graham bells wife..

It fell on deaf ears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FigeyAce
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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Why did Alexander Hamilton finish last in the decathlon?

He wouldn’t throw away his shot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PatentGeek
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Little-known fact about Alexander Hamilton: he was prone to holding on to his old handkerchiefs, even when they became used and soiled.

Whenever asked about this, he would boldly proclaim that he β€œwas not throwing away his snot”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hustler-Two
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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do you think Alexander would be an antivaxer is he were alive today?

i don’t think he would. after all, he’s not throwing away his shot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thelittlestwoman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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If George Washington, Ben Franklin, James Madison and Alexander Hamilton play D&D, do they roll for constitution?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mutant_Llama1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2017
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What Do Alexander the Great, William the Conqueror and Billy the Kid all have in common?

The same middle name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderHallow
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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What did Alexander Hamilton say as the coldness of death set upon him?

Brrr.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/errsta
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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Alexander the Great at an airport

"Name?" "Alexander." "Occupation?" "No, sightseeing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2016
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Alexander Fleming had to sell his cattle for fear that they may revolt

Because that pen is illin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_love_420
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2016
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My friend Alexander recently broke his collarbone...

My friend Alexander recently broke his collarbone, and he was complaining that he could no longer lift anything with his right arm. He was particularly upset that his hard-won gainz would atrophy, so he would be stronger on his left side than his right.

"Now you'll be asymmetricAl" I said.

Everyone laughed I chuckled heartily to myself whilst everyone within earshot gave me a weird look.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2015
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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They both have the same middle name.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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What do Winnie the Pooh, Alexander the Great, and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

They all have the same middle name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwoValiant
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They both have the same middle name."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/behrkon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

The same middle name

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Same middle name

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Southern_Sir78
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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οΏΌ What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Same middle name

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πŸ‘€︎ u/herumdegumff
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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What do Alexander the Great, Winnie the Pooh, and Chance the Rapper have in common?

Same middle name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afranc72
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Their middle name

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pengoobanana
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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What does Alexander the Great have in common with Winnie the Pooh?

They have the same middle name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Viral_Idiot
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?.....

Same middle name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CARS0N_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Same middle name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhotosNMotion41
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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What do Kermit the Frog and Alexander the Great have in common?

They have the same middle name

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unicycleguy06
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?

The same middle name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SSTralala
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2018
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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsallbabygravy
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2018
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