Why did Alexander Hamilton finish last in the decathlon?

He wouldn’t throw away his shot.

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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

The same middle name

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do you think Alexander would be an antivaxer is he were alive today?

i don’t think he would. after all, he’s not throwing away his shot.

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Little-known fact about Alexander Hamilton: he was prone to holding on to his old handkerchiefs, even when they became used and soiled.

Whenever asked about this, he would boldly proclaim that he β€œwas not throwing away his snot”.

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What Do Alexander the Great, William the Conqueror and Billy the Kid all have in common?

The same middle name.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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If George Washington, Ben Franklin, James Madison and Alexander Hamilton play D&D, do they roll for constitution?
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What did Alexander Hamilton say as the coldness of death set upon him?

Brrr.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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Alexander the Great at an airport

"Name?" "Alexander." "Occupation?" "No, sightseeing."

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2016
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Alexander Fleming had to sell his cattle for fear that they may revolt

Because that pen is illin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_love_420
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My friend Alexander recently broke his collarbone...

My friend Alexander recently broke his collarbone, and he was complaining that he could no longer lift anything with his right arm. He was particularly upset that his hard-won gainz would atrophy, so he would be stronger on his left side than his right.

"Now you'll be asymmetricAl" I said.

Everyone laughed I chuckled heartily to myself whilst everyone within earshot gave me a weird look.

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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They both have the same middle name."

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Same middle name

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Southern_Sir78
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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οΏΌ What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Same middle name

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πŸ‘€︎ u/herumdegumff
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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What do Alexander the Great, Winnie the Pooh, and Chance the Rapper have in common?

Same middle name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afranc72
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Their middle name

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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What does Alexander the Great have in common with Winnie the Pooh?

They have the same middle name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Viral_Idiot
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?.....

Same middle name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CARS0N_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Same middle name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhotosNMotion41
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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What do Kermit the Frog and Alexander the Great have in common?

They have the same middle name

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unicycleguy06
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?

The same middle name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SSTralala
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2018
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Same middle name

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ghostdog818
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name.

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