Gordons Puns

A list of puns related to "Gordons"

What's Gordon Ramsey's least favorite sub?

It's fucking r/aww

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Dec 05 2020
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What would Gordon Ramsay’s stage name be if he was a wrestler?

Buff Wellington

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👤︎ u/ceuqi
📅︎ Jan 06 2021
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What's the difference between Gordon Ramsay's favorite dish and a slow-running computer?

One is a rack of lamb, the other is a lack of RAM.

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👤︎ u/icemage27
📅︎ Oct 05 2020
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Commissioner Gordon allowing his own daughter to become a vigilante is the clearest sign of Gotham's descent

into barbaraism.

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👤︎ u/overachievingogre
📅︎ Jul 08 2020
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Gordon Ramsey would be Gor-done and slap me if I showed him this.
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👤︎ u/wholesome_blaster
📅︎ May 21 2020
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Why didn't Gordon Ramsey upvote the picture of the lamb Steak?

Because it was /r/awww

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👤︎ u/ivytheblindhusky
📅︎ May 06 2020
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What Do Gordon Ramsey's Calf's Feel Like After Running A Marathon?

FUCKING RAW!!!!!

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👤︎ u/supermatmike
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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Why did Gordon Ramsey lose his job?

He let the knife do all the work

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👤︎ u/Juuhpuuh
📅︎ Jun 04 2020
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What did Gordon Ramsay say when he found uncompressed photos on his camera?

"it's fuckin' RAW"

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👤︎ u/Clbull
📅︎ Jun 16 2020
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i love Gordon Ramsey memes (found from tumblr)
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👤︎ u/chancellor_porpatine
📅︎ Jan 17 2020
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Help: Spent my whole shower trying to think of comic book-based puns for toiletries. Best I could do was Conditioner Gordon and a 2 in 1 shampoo named Harvey Dent.

Maybe a No More Tears version called Daredevil? I don’t know. A sleeping mask called the Dark Night? Deadpoop toilet paper? I’m drowning here, man.

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👤︎ u/yikesomalley
📅︎ Feb 17 2020
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Gordon Ramsay once survived a mustard-gas attack when he was in the army. Then, he got pepper-sprayed whilst at a protest.

You could say that he is relished among the cooking community, and truly a seasoned veteran

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👤︎ u/dg_zano
📅︎ Feb 14 2020
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When Gordon Sumner left the police to start a solo career

It became a Sting operation

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👤︎ u/bios_001
📅︎ Apr 13 2020
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Conditioner Gordon
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👤︎ u/Thumbs0fDestiny
📅︎ Sep 21 2019
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Why does Gordon Ramsay not like watching WWE on Monday nights?

Because its RAW!

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👤︎ u/F1racist
📅︎ Dec 19 2019
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What is Gordon Ramsay's favourite part of a Lion?

It's ROAR

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👤︎ u/JimbobobaboBob
📅︎ Oct 14 2019
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Who's Gordon Ramsay's favorite wrestler?

It's FOCKING STONE COLD

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Dec 07 2019
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they call Gordon Ramsey “raw and uncut,” yet these are the exact words he uses when chewing out the chefs on his show
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👤︎ u/skill_challenge
📅︎ Sep 02 2019
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I love Gordon Ramsey, but not this much
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👤︎ u/Donieguy
📅︎ May 04 2019
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What did Gordon Ramsay about the corned beef?

ITS SO CHEWY IT COULD FLY THE MILLENIUM FUCKING FALCON

Edit: Ramsay say bleh.

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👤︎ u/ciaeric2
📅︎ Apr 13 2019
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Where do Gordon Freeman and Jon Snow meet for drinks ?

The Crowbar.

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👤︎ u/glli
📅︎ Aug 15 2015
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What does Gordon Ramsay say when he hears a lion in a safari?

It's fucking roaaaaaaaar!

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Feb 13 2019
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Gordon ramsay approves
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👤︎ u/cbrownathan
📅︎ Dec 29 2017
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Gordon imgur.com/3PQe9ek
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👤︎ u/dajachiz
📅︎ Apr 03 2016
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A dad replied to a comment on a /r/AskReddit thread titled "Customers of restaurants that's appeared on Gordon Ramsey's kitchen nightmares, what was the food actually like before and after the show helped the resturant?"

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4stjtt/customers_of_restaurants_thats_appeared_on_gordon/d5c5il9?context=1

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👤︎ u/Jimothy_Chives
📅︎ Jul 14 2016
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Gordon Ramsay dad joked a chef

Ramsay: So how can you screw up fish & chips?

Chef: It was not communicated right, chef.

Ramsy: Oh you didn't talk to the fish enough?

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👤︎ u/SoulMoustache
📅︎ May 18 2014
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What's Gordon Ramsay's favorite Reddit sub?

IT'S FUCKING r/aww

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👤︎ u/YourBrotherMyLover
📅︎ Feb 01 2019
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What is gordon ramsay's favorite subreddit

THIS CHICKEN IS FUCKING r/awwww!!!

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👤︎ u/EvoyEx
📅︎ Nov 29 2018
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Gordon Ramsay, pff..

More like Gordon Ramyell

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Oct 30 2018
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What's Gordon Ramsay's favorite sub?

its r/aww!

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👤︎ u/JasonBran
📅︎ Mar 09 2018
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