They tortured George Washington after he died.
They had him drawn and quartered.
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︎ Jan 17 2021
George Michael died on Christmas Day
It was his last christmas.
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︎ Jan 04 2021
George W. Bosch
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︎ Nov 10 2020
In an alternate universe, George Michael had an allergy to chocolate
He was killed by a careless Wispa
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︎ Dec 12 2020
I went to an exotic petting zoo with Boy George. He wasn't at all impressed with their limited range of animals.
He started pointing them out to me.
"Llama, llama, llama, llama, llama, chameleon."
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I thought of this today while driving and smacked my wheel as I giggled. My girlfriend stared at me, bemused and confused.
I like it. I'm proud of myself.
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︎ Sep 19 2020
At a garage sale yesterday I got a George Foreman grill and a Muhammed Ali DVD set...
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︎ Nov 09 2020
What do you call a beautiful George
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︎ Sep 27 2020
George Foreman definitely won't be getting a PS5
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Where did George Washington keep his armies?
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︎ Oct 15 2020
58 years ago today, Ringo joined forces with John, Paul, and George.
Pete got sacked, but it was for the Best.
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︎ Aug 15 2020
What did George Washington say to his reinforcements?
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︎ Sep 08 2020
How did George Michael get to hospital?
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︎ Sep 23 2020
What did George Washington say to his men before they stepped into the boat?
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︎ Aug 14 2020
Somebody asked, "Who is your favorite Beatle? John, Paul, George, or Ringo?"
I said, "I like Pete Best."
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︎ Aug 29 2020
George Bush was a shrubborn man
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︎ Jun 17 2020
I made a post on TIL about George Washington,
it got removed because it was βtoo Generalβ.
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︎ Jul 22 2020
Was Jack Black? Was Barry white? Was George Strait? Was Marvin Gay?
Sure makes Stevie Wonder.
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︎ Sep 28 2019
Ringo, John snd George walked into an electric guitar shop...
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︎ Jun 29 2020
It must be frustrating to be friends with George Stephanopoulos.
Because you can't tell anyone. And even if you tell them, they won't believe you.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Why would Regina George and her Mean Girls be lousy dog owners?
Because fetch is never going to happen
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︎ Jun 25 2020
Not many people know this, but Boy George had a taste for exotic and somewhat illegal Indian cuisine...
His favourite was the Korma Chameleon.
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︎ Jun 11 2020
It is a very little known fact that Boy George has an anonymous Reddit account
You might say he is a karma chameleon
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︎ May 25 2020
Boy George would be proud
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︎ Jul 07 2019
George Washington predicted that some day in the future, a dollar bill will contain his likeness.
In that sense, he was on the money.
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︎ May 09 2020
During George's administration, the Taliban flew a plane into the twin towers
I guess they weren't beating around the Bush.
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︎ Mar 26 2020
Why did Boy Georgeβs pet get upvoted?
Because it was a karma chameleon.
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︎ Apr 02 2020
John, Paul, George, Ringo, and Herbie
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︎ Sep 23 2019
βAtheism is a non-prophet organization.β - George Carlin
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︎ Dec 11 2019
You ever notice how George Washington only got a big stick, and everyone else got huge memorials? I guess that's why they call it the Washington Post.
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︎ Dec 09 2019
The guy who made this was a George Washington Carver
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︎ Oct 31 2019
George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey got together to make a movie.
GC: I'll direct
LD: I'll produce
MM: I'll write, I'll write, I'll write
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︎ Dec 11 2018
George Washingmachine
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︎ Oct 13 2019
What do you call George Clooney when he is Blind?
Greorge Looney. He can't C.
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︎ Feb 23 2020
George Michael, George Michael, George Michael
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︎ Oct 27 2019
Did you hear about the piece of fruit that left its wallet at a George Michael concert in Zurich?
It was a Careless Swiss Pear.
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︎ Aug 21 2019
How is βGeorgeβ not the state capital
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︎ Oct 31 2017
Peanuts are great and all, but do you know what George Washington Carver SHOULD have been famous for?
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︎ Jul 22 2019
Boy George has 5 reddit accounts and likes to switch between them.
He's a karma-karma-karma-karma-karma-chameleon.
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︎ Jan 07 2019
Didn't punish George
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
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︎ Aug 18 2019
What do people say to George R. R. Martin when they're angry?
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︎ Nov 28 2019
George Foreman named all his kids George Foreman.
He even used the name when he had a little grill.
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︎ Oct 19 2019
My favourite George Michael song? It would probably be
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︎ Mar 02 2019
News: βBoy Georgeβs reptile bites 5 people in one day.β
He needs a calmer chameleon
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︎ Sep 29 2019
58 years ago today, Ringo joined forces with John, Paul, and George.
Pete got sacked, but it was for the Best.
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︎ Aug 15 2020
Did you hear about when George Michael dropped a chocolate bar?
He was Careless with his Wispa
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︎ Jul 09 2020
By George said Paul sitting on the John...
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︎ Nov 25 2019
For sale: George Foreman grill and a Muhammad Ali dvd.
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︎ Nov 21 2019
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