(โœฟโ— โ€ฟโ— ) Kawaii Leonard (โ—ยดฯ‰๏ฝ€โ—)
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/recordstoredropout
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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My Dad on Leonard Nimoy's death.

My dad was a big fan and used to watch the series all the time when I was a kid.

This was his reaction to Leonard's death.

http://i.imgur.com/vw20UuZ.jpg

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ApexIsGangster
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 27 2015
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Are you Tina Fey-mished? Would you care for Adele-ectable Meal? Come to Celebrit-Eats

Help me think of more celebrity food puns please!

The menu includes such dishes as:

-Marilyn Mon-roast beef -Patrick Stew-art -Tim Curry -The Cate Blan-cheddar burger -The Audrey Hep-burger -Hayden Panet-tiramisu -Leonard Nim-oysters

Add moreeeee

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tsbroesel
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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I got some new Star Trek garden insecticide

It's called Leonard Neem Oil

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hotsprings1234
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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A bit of a read for a pun but...

So, my grandfather by the name of Leonard might lose his foot soon, due to diabetes/infection. Not at all hilarious, sure, but me and him have an awesome sense of humor. He lost his toe a few weeks back and I asked him if they placed it in a jar. He said, "No, they made it into stew."

My mother was less than pleased with our toe jokes but that was not the groaning moment.

A series of texts about my grandfather losing the entire foot ensues between my uncles, mom, sister and I. It went like this:

Me: If gramps loses his foot, in the worst case of scenarios, how would I go around asking the OR to put it in a jar? (directed to my sister who's a nurse)

Mom: OMG. Bad.

Sister: Ew. Lol.

Sister: http://giphy.com/gifs/jar-AuSAduPrXkDgk

Me: Oh man, if in forty years I'm ever at a family reunion all drunk, I'd be doing that. "Come my niece/nephew/grandchild! Speak of all your woes to the foot!"

Mom: STOP! Bad Grandchild!

Sister: You need a nap.

Me: I'd put the foot in an estate so that it can be passed down for many generations. It'll be the GrandPAW of Leo!

Mom: OMG

Sister: Ha!

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