I just found out Ryan Reynolds and Snoop Dogg are making an album
I can't wait for Reynolds wrap
It’s a pity they didn’t cast Ryan Reynolds as Jay Gatsby,
since he’s both Green Lantern and Deadpool
I’m surprised they didn’t cast Ryan Reynolds as Jay Gatsby given all his experience.
He already played Green Lantern AND Deadpool
Did you hear about the new Deadpool mix tape?
It’s Ryan Reynold’s Rap.
Wrap Up
Today someone asked me who R.S. Reynolds was.
I told them he was a wrap star.
If celebrities were types of wood
Spruce Willis (Bruce Willis)
Matthew Mahogany (Matthew Maconahay? Tell me how to spell it)
Mirk Russel (Kurt Russel)
Clint Oakwood (Clint Eastwood)
Benedict Lumberthatch (Benedict Cumberbatch)
Ashwood Kutcher (Ashton Kutcher)
Birch Reynolds (Bert Reynolds)
Russel Branch (Russel Brand)
Dwayne "The Log" Johnson (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson)
What do you call burned aluminum foil?
Burnt Reynolds
You know what they should've called the Deadpool costume?
Reynold's Wrap
