Four Taurus
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EcuadorDabs710
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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My girlfriend couldn’t stand my obsession with horoscopes. In the end it Taurus apart.

The irony is that I’m a Gemini.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnsobenj
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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Leonardo Di Caprio

Leo di Caprio is neither a Leo, nor is he a Capricorn. He's a Scorpio.

This pisces me off....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dizzytechie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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My wife left me because of my constant Zodiac puns

It finally Taurus apart

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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What can I say??

Therapist:Why did you divorce your wife?? Husband:I don’t believe in horoscopes. Therapist:That’s really sad. Husband:Yeah, I guess you could say it TAURUS apart!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebitlifelover
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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My wife couldn't cope with my obsession with horoscopes...

In the end it Taurus apart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrWulf360
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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My wife left me last week because of my obsession with horoscopes.

It literally Taurus apart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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We Auto Know Better By Now

My wife and I argued for weeks over which Ford to buy...
it nearly Taurus apart!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/douglasses2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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My girlfriend just couldn’t accept my obsession with horoscopes

In the end it Taurus apart

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lewwap
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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My wife and I have split up over my obsession with horoscopes..

In the end it Taurus apart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leww_ap
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2018
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Did you survive the titanic based on your zodiac sign?

Aries: Yes Taurus: Yes Gemini: Yes Cancer: Yes Leo: No Virgo: Yes Libra: Yes Scorpio: Yes Sagittarius: Yes Capricorn: Yes Aries: Yes Pieces: Yes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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My wife hated my obsession with horoscopes

It Taurus apart

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StanleySkillz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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