Taurus Puns

A list of puns related to "Taurus"

My wife left me last week because of my obsession with horoscopes.

It literally Taurus apart.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Jun 03
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We Auto Know Better By Now

My wife and I argued for weeks over which Ford to buy...
it nearly Taurus apart!

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👤︎ u/douglasses2
📅︎ Feb 04
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My girlfriend just couldn’t accept my obsession with horoscopes

In the end it Taurus apart

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👤︎ u/Lewwap
📅︎ Aug 29 2019
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My wife and I have split up over my obsession with horoscopes..

In the end it Taurus apart.

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👤︎ u/leww_ap
📅︎ Jun 21 2018
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Did you survive the titanic based on your zodiac sign?

Aries: Yes Taurus: Yes Gemini: Yes Cancer: Yes Leo: No Virgo: Yes Libra: Yes Scorpio: Yes Sagittarius: Yes Capricorn: Yes Aries: Yes Pieces: Yes

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👤︎ u/hughdman
📅︎ Dec 16 2018
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My wife hated my obsession with horoscopes

It Taurus apart

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👤︎ u/StanleySkillz
📅︎ Apr 17 2018
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