My girlfriend couldnβt stand my obsession with horoscopes. In the end it Taurus apart.
The irony is that Iβm a Gemini.
My wife just broke up with me. She's sick and tired of my constant Zodiac puns.
It Taurus apart. I'm in Pisces typing this.
Leonardo Di Caprio
Leo di Caprio is neither a Leo, nor is he a Capricorn. He's a Scorpio.
This pisces me off....
What can I say??
Therapist:Why did you divorce your wife?? Husband:I donβt believe in horoscopes. Therapist:Thatβs really sad. Husband:Yeah, I guess you could say it TAURUS apart!!
We Auto Know Better By Now
My wife and I argued for weeks over which Ford to buy...
it nearly Taurus apart!
Did you survive the titanic based on your zodiac sign?
Aries: Yes Taurus: Yes Gemini: Yes Cancer: Yes Leo: No Virgo: Yes Libra: Yes Scorpio: Yes Sagittarius: Yes Capricorn: Yes Aries: Yes Pieces: Yes
My wife left me because of my obsession with horoscopes
It Taurus apart
My wife left me because of my obsession with horoscopes.
It Taurus apart
My wife left me because of my constant Zodiac puns
It finally Taurus apart
My wife couldn't cope with my obsession with horoscopes...
In the end it Taurus apart.
My wife left me last week because of my obsession with horoscopes.
It literally Taurus apart.
My girlfriend just couldnβt accept my obsession with horoscopes
In the end it Taurus apart
My wife and I have split up over my obsession with horoscopes..
In the end it Taurus apart.
My wife hated my obsession with horoscopes
It Taurus apart
