18 Hilarious Benz Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What’s the difference between a Mercedes Benz and a porcupine?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

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👤︎ u/XxFezzgigxX

📅︎ Dec 11 2019

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What do you call an Emmanuel that drives a Mercedes Benz?

Benzema... (Benz-Emma)

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👤︎ u/Jetty_Boy

📅︎ Mar 14 2019

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What sound do two Mercs make when they collide?

BENZ

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👤︎ u/ToddaS8

📅︎ Oct 29 2020

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I really want to have my own vehicle

Too bad I can't af-ford one.

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👤︎ u/alecrainier

📅︎ Nov 15 2019

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Guy got his luxury car t-boned in an accident

Suppose he saw how the Mercedes-Benz

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👤︎ u/JohnathanAndrews1000

📅︎ Apr 23 2020

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My wife drove our German car off the pier into the sea. The next day I went diving to look for it.

I got the Benz.

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👤︎ u/wabisabi68

📅︎ Apr 21 2019

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What did the millionaire learn when he got in a car accident?

He learned how his Mercedes Benz

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👤︎ u/chicken-littler

📅︎ Mar 24 2019

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What car is featured in a porno?

Mercedes-Benz Over

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👤︎ u/Ragemor

📅︎ Oct 22 2018

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transportation related body part puns idea list

Examples

Shoebaru , Subaru Mitsufeetshi , Mitsubishi Legsus, lexus Merceknees bends, Mercedes Benz.

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👤︎ u/xXduyasseneXx

📅︎ Jul 08 2016

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What a peaceful tomato imgur.com/EKx1jvO

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👤︎ u/bum_wish

📅︎ Nov 10 2013

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Never drive your car into water

You'll get the Benz

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👤︎ u/FatherSmashmas

📅︎ Feb 01 2019

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What is Reinhardt's favorite car?

MERCYdes-Benz.

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👤︎ u/xCart_

📅︎ Mar 13 2017

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What car don't crumple in a crash?

Mercedes Benz.

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👤︎ u/eltegs

📅︎ Jan 28 2018

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Toyota drops his car keys...

So Mercedes-Benz over to pick them up.

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👤︎ u/StumptheTrump1

📅︎ Dec 26 2016

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Was driving with my dad earlier today

As we were driving, we saw a car on the side of the road that looked as if it had broken down.

Dad: I guess it wont start

Me: That looks like a bummer.

Dad: Looks more like a Mercedes Benz to me.

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👤︎ u/Synergy_synner

📅︎ Jul 25 2017

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Asked my dad if I could drive his Mercedes?

He answered me with it de-Benz haha 😂

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👤︎ u/macksmiff95

📅︎ Oct 14 2017

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Did you know that if you round a corner too fast

A Mercedes-Benz.

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👤︎ u/Wizecracker117

📅︎ Jul 08 2017

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My wife drove our German car off the pier and into the sea. The next day I went diving and found it.

I got the Benz.

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👤︎ u/wabisabi68

📅︎ Apr 20 2019

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