[Meta] the ancestry of this sub
these are all real. Some are made by me, some are not (ones with an "*" are mine.).
/r/NoPuns is a sub where posting puns will get you a ban.
/r/NoNoPuns is a sub for people banned from /r/NoPuns.
/r/NoNoNoPuns is a sub for people who weren't. *
/r/NoNoNoNoPuns is a sub where puns are mandatory.
/r/NoNoNoNoNoPuns is a sub where requiring puns is banned. *
A good pun is like a good cake: it has many layers. Subreddits are the same.
No matter where I go, I like to bring my ukulele, then, whenever someone asks if I play an instrument, I say...
“I play a little guitar!"
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
Where do mansplainers get their water?
Text message conversation with my dad the other day, where I out-dadded him.
Dad: Give me your best knock knock joke. Or jokes. Do it when you can no rush.
Me: Does it have to be a knock knock joke or can it be any joke?
Dad: Knock Knock.
Me: Who’s there?
My son asked me "where does poo come from?" I was a little flustered, but did my best to explain about food, stomach, intestines, digestion, etc.
He looked confused, then stared at me in stunned silence. After a few seconds he asked "And Tigger?"
I use a lot of the jokes from here, but I always tell folks where I got them.
Just giving cReddit where it's due.
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes.
I think it may be terminal
Where was Moses when the lights went out?
In the dark.
My dad literally just said this to me, so I felt it was appropriate to post.
I'm fine with alcohol and weed, but cocaine is where I draw the line !
Where do fish get their money?
To boldly go where no man has gone before
Where did Noah put all the bee’s in his Ark?
Where did the one armed man go
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun was,
Where did Darth Vader get his helmet?
If all dogs go to heaven, where do cats go after they die?
Where did the stripper go to vote ?
I walked down a street where the houses were numbered, 64k, 128k,256k, 512k and 1MB.
That was a trip down memory lane.
Where are those little 8oz cans of Coke manufactured?
I went to a wedding yesterday where two tv antennas got married
The wedding was horrible but the reception was great
Where do dads store their jokes?
Where did the nut keep his money?
I had this dream, where I was floating in this ocean made up of orange soda
Turns out it was just a Fanta sea
Where do Siths go shopping?
Where do Jedi go to get inked?
What's that Italian dessert called where you pour espresso coffee over ice cream?
Everyone I ask can't remember either.
Where would you hear the most gossip from a prostitute?
A ho-tell. That's where she would go to get something off her chest.
I asked a few cannibals where they got their thighs
One of them said "Thailand"
I have this incredible talent where I can identify what's inside a wrapped present.
Do you feel that r/puns should have a feature where someone posts an image and everyone tries to makes puns about it(the image) in the comment section?
Where are average things made?
This is where getting high everyday will land you.
While eating Thai food, my daughter asked “Where is Thailand?”
I said right between winner-land and loser-land
If girls with big boobs work at Hooters where do girls with only one leg work?
My kid is at the point where they want to put bandaids on everything...
I swear this is a true organic dad joke I had tonight. Felt I’d share it with reddit.
My kid came up to me and says “oh no, look dad, it needs a bandaid” as she gently presents her imaginarily injured bouncy ball.
I looked at my kid and said “I don’t think it needs a bandaid, he looks like he’s going to bounce back”
Why does no one know where the pirate hid their treasure?
Where is a good place to weigh a pie?
Somewhere over the rainbow
Where does reddit store all these jokes?
Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
Where does Santa hang his clothes?
Which is the country where everyone is always astounded?
You want to know where I store all my dad jokes?
I’ve got this awful disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes
My doctor says it’s terminal
You know where I store all my dad jokes?
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