Where do you learn how to make ice cream?
You want to know where dads store all the dad jokes?
They store it in dad-a-base.
An American, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German where all attending a Zoom meeting. The Supervisor asked “can you see me ok?”
To which they answered “yes” “oui” “si” “ja”.
If you want to weigh a whale you take it to a whale weigh station. So where do you go if you want to weigh a pie?
Somewheeere over the rainbow...
Where are "Yes-men" and People Pleasers made?
I'm reading a book where the main character has a spine injury.
Where do you park a camel?
At the Camelot
(My Egyptian father’s fav joke)
where did captain hook get his hook?
Where do they manufacture noses?
I was interrogating a crab the other day and I asked it “What’s your name? Where do you live? What’s that on your back?”
I’ve got this awful disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes
My doctor says it’s terminal.
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook...
No matter where I go, I like to bring my ukulele, then, whenever someone asks if I play an instrument, I say...
“I play a little guitar!"
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where do you find a cow with no legs ?
Exactly where you left it.
Where does George Washington keep his armies?
In his sleevies
-Thanks to Stuff to blow your mind podcast
My neighborhood bar, there's a girl from Anchorage who works there. Another barfly asks me where she's from....
(Jersey accent) I don't know, Alaska.
What do you call a strip club where everything is upside down?
Where do you put your problems when going to the office?
Where did Noah keep his old bees?
I had a dream where I was chased by a massive pair of shoes.
Catching up to me was no small feet.
I saw a show where all the man did was sit on the toilet.
Guess where I store all my dadjokes
My son asked me where the tallest building in town was...
I said, "Its the library! It has thousands of stories!"
My wife works in animal medicine and rolled her eyes at me. "Where does a vet who specializes in neutering live?"
Where does a mansplainer get his water?
Where does a sheep go to have his haircut ?
There has been a growing phenomenon on the African plains where male lions have been turning homosexual
It has started to decimate the population since they aren't mating with the female lions. People are calling it the worst infestation of dandy-lions in history!
In a world where people with superpowers make up 1% of the world population, people with two make up 1% of that 1%. These people born with two superhuman abilities are called squares.
Squares are raised to a second power.
Where do you weigh whales?
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At a whale-weigh station.
Where can you find a giant snail?
At the end of a giant's finger.
Edit: it helps if you say it out loud
I have a jar where I put 50 cents in for every time I have a negative thought
Did you hear about the medieval siege where the attackers ran out of ammunition? So, they loaded a severed peasant’s head onto a trebuchet and fired it. By sheer luck, it hit the Duke’s son and knocked him off the battle field.
Yeah, apparently it was the first ever serf face to heir missile.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went
Where did the salad dressing go for rehab?
A detective showed up at my house and asked me where I was between 5 & 6
A mom joke really, as my wife said it as we walked passed an Easter service letting out where "Sunday finest" isn't a thing.
Me: "Really?! She wore ripped jeans to an Easter mass?"
Wife: "Those are her holy jeans."
Where don't you want to find a pearl?
In your lovers clam!
Inspired by the Jolly Rancher story.
Amazon has started a new service where they deliver custom made shirts within 48 hours.
It’s called Tailor Swift.
Where does the mortitain buy his milk?
Where does Batman go to poop?
Do you know where I store all my dad jokes?
Where did Captain Hook get his hook?
He got it at a second hand store...
Where does a General keep his armies?
Where do you store dad jokes?
Where did Noah keep his bees?
Where did Noah keep the bee's in his Ark?
Where did the general keep his armies?
Where do you find a Dog without legs?
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