4 Hilarious Gemini Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My wife left me because of my obsession with horoscopes

It Taurus apart

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👤︎ u/OliPark

📅︎ Feb 05 2021

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My girlfriend couldn’t stand my obsession with horoscopes. In the end it Taurus apart.

The irony is that I’m a Gemini.

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👤︎ u/johnsobenj

📅︎ Aug 26 2020

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Did you survive the titanic based on your zodiac sign?

Aries: Yes Taurus: Yes Gemini: Yes Cancer: Yes Leo: No Virgo: Yes Libra: Yes Scorpio: Yes Sagittarius: Yes Capricorn: Yes Aries: Yes Pieces: Yes

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👤︎ u/hughdman

📅︎ Dec 16 2018

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I'm in two minds about whether or not I believe in horoscopes...

Then again that's me ...typical gemini

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👤︎ u/Feral1991

📅︎ May 11 2019

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