A list of puns related to "Twins"
His brother was my uncle on my fathers side once removed.
they were double agents.
It’s really hard to differentiate between them.
I have an uncle, once removed.
George Cloney.
Tito and Alex were talking about their families. Tito asked Alex if he had any children. Alex replied” yes, I have identical twin sons named Amal and Juan” . Tito asked Alex if he had any pictures of his sons. Alex produced a single picture and said” this is a picture of Juan”. Tito asked Alex if he had a picture of Amal. Alex replied”no, if you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.
Twos-day
I said, “Well, they were separated at birth.”
People always asked how I could tell them apart but it was pretty easy.
Jessica had purple fingernails, James had a dick.
Manny Quinn
Anna one, Anna two!
....and the second one Duplikate.
Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
I asked the mother if it was hard giving birth to two babies in one day.
She looked me dead in the eyes with a straight face and said, pointing at her husband, "not really. I had one and he had the other"
You might say they are a paramedics
Its alter Eggo
Because he was a terrible womb-mate.
Copies.
We're doing it behind her front.
One turned twenty. The other turned twenty too.
(Trust me it works when you say it out loud)
Anna1 Anna2
We finish each other's sentences.
So I suggested Kay and Elle.
Age 6 they were separated in a successful 13hr surgery. Later in life they went to prison for armed robbery. They served 10yrs. Afterwards they wrote their book about being ex-con joined twins.
“Hey remember when we were kids and use to finish each other’s sentences?”
Their names are Sam and Ella.
I guess.... we are raised differently.
Hose-A and Hose-B
One happened to put the letter T into a toy stacking cup I was holding. I tried to give it to him but he didn't want it.
So I turned to my other son and said, "Hmm, guess it's not his cup of T".
Neither 3yo got it so I had to tell someone.
For now, they're just cell mates.
He is now a Pa Pa
I told her that I wanted to name the first one Kate. She asked what I wanted to name the second one. I answered Duplicate.
So I have an uncle, once removed.
So, I have an uncle, once removed.
......and the second one Duplikate.
And I'll name the other DupliKate
...... because if you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Amal
So, I have an uncle, once removed.
........and the second one DupliKate.
It was hard to differentiate between them.
Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
So, I have an uncle once removed.
Duplikate
I have an uncle, once removed.
The second one is Doubill
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