TWINS Puns

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My father was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.

So I have an uncle, once removed.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 26 2020
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If I ever had identical twin daughters, I'd name the first one Kate....

....and the second one Duplikate.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 01 2020
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Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mum only carries one photo......

...... because if you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Amal

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👤︎ u/GrazingGiraffe
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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My friend told me, “Your wife and daughter look like twins!”

I said, “Well, they were separated at birth.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna One, Anna Two

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👤︎ u/MitchellOfficial
📅︎ Dec 07 2020
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I read a story about twin brothers born with a single body and shared organs.

Age 6 they were separated in a successful 13hr surgery. Later in life they went to prison for armed robbery. They served 10yrs. Afterwards they wrote their book about being ex-con joined twins.

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👤︎ u/JoshWithaQ
📅︎ Nov 26 2020
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What did the Hispanic firefighter name his twin sons?

Hose-A and Hose-B

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👤︎ u/b0kch0y14
📅︎ Dec 07 2020
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My friend Jay recently had twins, and want to name them after him.

So I suggested Kay and Elle.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 11 2020
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My brother just had twins so I invited him to join the group.

He is now a Pa Pa

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👤︎ u/Greystone_86
📅︎ Nov 19 2020
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Womb-mates is an acceptable term for twins
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👤︎ u/lvl100mafia_boss
📅︎ Oct 03 2020
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My friend just found out she will be giving birth to twins in 9 months!

For now, they're just cell mates.

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👤︎ u/7_Pillars
📅︎ Oct 07 2020
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What do you call conjoined twins that have emotionally bonded?

Close.

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👤︎ u/fried_cereal69
📅︎ Nov 03 2020
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My wife told me that she was pregnant with twin girls.

I told her that I wanted to name the first one Kate. She asked what I wanted to name the second one. I answered Duplicate.

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👤︎ u/ZappBrannigansLaw
📅︎ Oct 16 2020
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I failed my Calculus exam because I was seated between two identical twins.

It was hard to differentiate between them.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 21 2020
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My sister had twins, a boy and a girl, and asked for help naming them.

She liked my suggestion of calling the girl Denise, but had second thoughts when I suggested calling the boy Danephew.

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👤︎ u/viky_boy
📅︎ Oct 16 2020
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My twin sister always takes the stairs, but I prefer taking the elevator.

I guess.... we are raised differently.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 21 2020
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My twin preschool boys were playing with foam letters in the bathtub.

One happened to put the letter T into a toy stacking cup I was holding. I tried to give it to him but he didn't want it.

So I turned to my other son and said, "Hmm, guess it's not his cup of T".

Neither 3yo got it so I had to tell someone.

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👤︎ u/1kings2214
📅︎ Jun 10 2020
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Why aren't high school twins afraid of getting mono?

Because they get stereo instead!

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👤︎ u/Siigari
📅︎ Oct 02 2020
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A man called his twin brother from prison

“Hey remember when we were kids and use to finish each other’s sentences?”

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👤︎ u/lazydoodlelol
📅︎ Mar 03 2020
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What are male twins inside a pregnant woman called?

Em-bro-yos

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👤︎ u/Mudgeeeee
📅︎ Sep 07 2020
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How did mama Moose differentiate between her twin son Moose?

With a Moosetash

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👤︎ u/bonp27
📅︎ Sep 13 2020
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What did the drummer call his twin sons?

Tom

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👤︎ u/Flazdude
📅︎ Jul 12 2020
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If I were doing any better, I’d be twins. Then again...

If I were twins, I’d be beside myself.

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👤︎ u/andersonfmly
📅︎ Aug 17 2020
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My kids were watching a show about identical twins re-united after being separated at birth, and in disbelief that they were wearing matching outfits when they met up.

I said, well, they do have the same genes.

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👤︎ u/zion2199
📅︎ Aug 06 2020
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What do you call twins who live together?

Wombmates.

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👤︎ u/scootsmagoots3
📅︎ Aug 06 2020
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While giving birth to a set of twins, the mother losses consciousness.

The doctor called in the woman’s brother from the waiting room and asked if he would like to name the children. The brother agrees.

When the mother wakes up, the doctor informs her that her brother has named the children while she was unconscious. She said “Oh no... my brother is an idiot. What did he name the kids?” The doctors replied “Well, the girl’s name is Denise!” “Oh, that’s not so bad! And the boy?” “Denephew”

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👤︎ u/TeepenTeepen
📅︎ Jun 12 2020
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If you are taking a calculus exam, don’t sit between two identical twins.

It’s very difficult to differentiate between them.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 18 2020
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When Spider-Man’s twin children are learning to drive...

They’re parallel Parkers.

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👤︎ u/Gnochi
📅︎ Jun 23 2020
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I repetitively hit my identical twin.

So I asked him, "why are you hitting yourself?"

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👤︎ u/DuckOH33
📅︎ Jul 22 2020
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If I ever had identical twin daughters, I'd name the first one Kate....

........and the second one DupliKate.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 01 2020
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What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two

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👤︎ u/VVIIVVI
📅︎ Oct 08 2020
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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna1 Anna2

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👤︎ u/mpschmidtlein
📅︎ Sep 07 2020
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If I had twins I'd name the first one Bill

The second one is Doubill

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👤︎ u/dizzie222
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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What did the the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two!

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👤︎ u/liverpool135
📅︎ Jul 11 2020
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What did the drummers call his twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two!

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👤︎ u/ProGamer14719
📅︎ Oct 30 2020
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What's the name of Kate's identical twin?

Duplikate

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👤︎ u/-taco-rice-
📅︎ Jun 07 2020
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My dad was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.

I have an uncle, once removed.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 08 2020
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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna One, Anna Two!

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👤︎ u/FlintTheDad
📅︎ Sep 03 2020
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What did the drummer call his twin daughters ?

Anna One, Anna Two

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Aug 07 2020
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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2

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👤︎ u/scooby_dyver
📅︎ Jun 07 2020
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If I ever have twin daughters...

I'll name them Kate & Duplikate.

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👤︎ u/Sheriff-Douchebag
📅︎ Apr 26 2020
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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna One....Anna Two

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👤︎ u/MitchellOfficial
📅︎ Aug 07 2019
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