Some people say that "icy" is the easiest word in the English language to spell.
When I think about it, I see why.
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I heard the word βicyβ is easy to spell
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Rip
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︎ Aug 23 2020
What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
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I recently read that βicyβ was the easiest word to spell. I didnβt understand at first, but now
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︎ Jul 22 2018
I see that Iβm icy.
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︎ Aug 17 2019
On the eve of a record breaking cold winter night, a wife notices her husband run to the backyard with a bucket in his hand.
She grabs a cup of hot cocoa and watches through the window as he fills the bucket up with water and races from the back of the house all the way out to the front yard and out of sight. She bundles up and goes outside to get a closer look and sees that heβs cleared the snow from the sidewalk. She watches as he takes his bucket of water and pours it out on the cold concrete. Sheβs puzzled for a second and then says:
Icy, what you did there.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Ah yes, the coolest
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︎ Jun 21 2020
What do Alaskan tourists say when they build an Igloo?
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︎ Jul 25 2020
Where did the shepherd take his sheep after it got lost and nearly died of hypothermia?
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︎ Dec 10 2020
I've heard that the word "icy" is often the punchline in every joke in r/dadjokes
Looking at the amount of karma the last repost got, I see why
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︎ Nov 20 2018
A man was driving a salt truck over an icy road...
when he realized he ran out of salt. He called up HQ and said " We need one Morton."
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︎ Mar 03 2016
My wife was furious at me for kicking ice-cubes all over the kitchen...
But now itβs just water under the fridge...
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︎ Apr 20 2020
How does an eskimo build his house ?
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︎ May 30 2020
When it's not raining, snowing or hot outside, what is it?
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Famous psychoanalyst encounters icy footpath.
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︎ Feb 23 2017
Since hockey has been cancelled, no one has seen the Zamboni driver...
But Iβm sure heβll resurface eventually.
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︎ May 13 2020
Too cold
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︎ Sep 21 2019
Where does a female sheep with severe hypothermia go?
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︎ Dec 01 2019
Cool !
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︎ Jul 22 2019
What do you say when you see / had seen a pirate version of saw holding a frozen buzzsaw on a piece of playground equipment?
I see/saw sea saw on a seesaw, with an icy saw
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︎ Jun 30 2020
Every single time it's snowy or icy on the roads...
"Well! I better drive fast so I don't spend too much time on the road!"
Every. Single. Time.
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︎ Dec 14 2013
Bank account
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︎ Feb 05 2018
Icy roads
My Dad is on slushy roads and driving on all the snow he can.
Me: So you have a big bad 4 wheel drive and just have to use it?
Dad: Actually I was spreading winter out so it melts faster.
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︎ Feb 15 2014
What did the metaphysical highway sign say to warn drivers about wintry driving conditions?
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︎ Jul 21 2020
It took me a while to understand why it is hard to drive in the snow,
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︎ Feb 21 2020
Need help thinking of an ice cream pun
More specifically, my friend and I are going to every ice cream place we possibly can this summer and want to think of a name for our little adventure. "Tour de cone" is a dumb example we came up with. Anyone have other suggestions!? Thanks!
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︎ Jun 08 2017
If Game of Thrones was written by M. Night Shyamalan, what would he have called the White Walkers?
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︎ Aug 16 2019
What do missile silos and winter outhouses share in common?
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︎ Sep 06 2019
What shape is an igloo?
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︎ Jan 03 2020
How does a penguin build a home?
Igloos it.
Taken from a Veterinary Clinic's sign in my town.
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Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
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︎ Mar 24 2017
My brother can do motorcycle stunts in the snow.
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︎ Apr 18 2018
Two snowmen are hanging out.
One sniffs and says to the other "Do you smell that? Smells like carrots."
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︎ Mar 07 2018
I've often heard icy is the easiest word to spell.
Looking at it now, I see why.
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︎ Mar 16 2020
People think that "ICY" is the simplest word to spell
Come to think of it, I see why
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︎ May 12 2020
I've often heard that "icy" is the easiest word to spell.
Looking at it now, I see why.
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︎ Nov 20 2018
Iβve often heard that βicyβ is the easiest word to spell
Looking at it now, I see why.
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︎ Nov 14 2019
What do the Titanic and the Sixth sense have in common?
Icy dead people
Credit to b3ta
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︎ Jan 08 2021
People say βicyβ is the easiest word to spell.
Looking at it now, I see why.
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︎ May 05 2018
I've often heard that "icy" is the easiest word to spell.
Looking at it now , I see why.
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Whatβs the similarity between the Titanic and the Sixth Sense!
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︎ Jun 18 2020
The easiest word to spell
People have always told me that icy is the easiest word to spell, and now that I think about it, i see why
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︎ Dec 14 2017
What do the sixth sense and the titanic have in common
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What do The Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
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What does the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?
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