Griffin Puns

He wrote it single handedly

... you need to Slither in through the Griffin door.

PETA Griffin

We were out for dinner with a few friends, and one named Griffin. As we walked up to the entrance of the restaurant, one of the staff greeted us and opened the door for us. Griffin was turned around, telling us some hilarious story, so he didn't see this. As such, I said what any polite person would say under the circumstances: "Griffin, Door."

I said 'you're killing me, kid.' To which he replies 'No, I'm Griffin.'

He'll make a great dad after he makes it past 2.

Dad: What was the name of the hotel you are staying at again?

Me: The Griffin Gate Marriott.

Dad: Not the Gryffindor?

Me: No....

Dad: Okay good, just making sure you didn't go too far.