Gryffindor Puns

A list of puns related to "Gryffindor"

What do you call a snake that’s 3.14 meters long

A Ο€-thon

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/9swx4t/math_joke/

πŸ‘︎ 398
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/lorhill
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
🚨︎ report
One my daughter came up with: What does Harry Potter order at Starbucks?

Espresso patronum!

πŸ‘︎ 30
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/gooseman92
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2017
🚨︎ report
He got me.

Dad: What was the name of the hotel you are staying at again?

Me: The Griffin Gate Marriott.

Dad: Not the Gryffindor?

Me: No....

Dad: Okay good, just making sure you didn't go too far.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPitz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2014
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.