Slytherin Puns

A list of puns related to "Slytherin"

Draco Malfoy's preferred way to get to the dungeons? SLYTHERIN!

JK Rolling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Have you heard of Hermione’s Slytherin younger brother?

Himyouroelbow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beezneezy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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This was for my HP superfan son: Where do students in Slytherin House get their school supplies?

Snaples.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kardinos
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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What is the Sorting Hat’s favourite relationship advice?

Slytherin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FredererPower
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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How do you get to the weight room at Hogwarts?

Through the Dumbell door

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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What do you call a snake that’s 3.14 meters long

A Ο€-thon

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/9swx4t/math_joke/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lorhill
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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How would a Harry Potter fan break into a house?

He would just...

Slytherin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Legend-L
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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Why was the wizard's girlfriend always covered in hickeys?

because he's a neck romancer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-derpinator
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2016
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How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

Walking.

JK, rolling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pickelsurprise
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2015
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If you want to flirt with a Harry Potter fan

Just Slytherin' to their DMs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wakanda4eva4eva
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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How do you pick up a Harry Potter fangirl?

Can I Slytherin?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/furywolf28
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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When Voldemort goes to bed

Does he Slytherin?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcheckpointeh
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