How do people at Hogwarts get into rooms?
Dement-doors
Where is the GYM located at Hogwarts?
Right through the Dumbell Door
What do they use at Hogwarts to read PDFs?
A-Dobby.
If I was the director of admissions at Hogwarts...
I would walk into every room while giving tours with my arms outstretched, head tilted slightly upwards, eyes shining, just admiring the beauty of the space and then spin around slowly and proudly state, "And this? THIS is where the magic happens!"
How do you get to the weight room at Hogwarts?
Through the Dumbell door
How much does it cost to go to Hogwarts?
A Quid each
see ya!
In order to go to Hogwarts...
... you need to Slither in through the Griffin door.
Where did they keep the gym equipment at Hogwarts?
Behind the dumbbell door.
What did Dumbledore say to Hagrid when he graduated from Hogwarts?
You're a Harry, Wizard.
What's the best way to get into the Hogwarts castle?
Through the Dumble-door.
Why was Emperor Akbar rejected from Hogwarts?
Because he was a Muggle Sultan.
What spell do the teachers at Hogwarts use to Expel the students?
Expelliarmus
Why are there no chia pets at Hogwarts?
That's too much harry pottery!
What kind of tree protects the Native American Hogwarts?
A wampum Willow.
I told my Dad that my wife and I were going to a Harry Potter themed beer festival.
He said, "Try not to catch Hogwarts".
Where in Hogwarts is the GYM located?
Right through the Dumbell door.
Where is the gym located at Hogwarts?
Just out the dumbbell door.
How do you get to the weight room in Hogwarts?
Through the Dumbbell-Door
