I’m thinking of marrying my Quidditch playing girlfriend.

She’s a keeper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Arthur24
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When asked where his two new brooms were from, Harry Potter replied:

From the bargain store down on Diagon Alley, they were a Quidditch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazyBeast_Gaming
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What Happens to Snitches?

They get caught and the quidditch match is over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cyraivin
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They should have singles mixers at soccer games.

It's a great place to find a keeper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PleaseBeSerious
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