How do people at Hogwarts get into rooms?

Dement-doors

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Where is the GYM located at Hogwarts?

Right through the Dumbell Door

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What do they use at Hogwarts to read PDFs?

A-Dobby.

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If I was the director of admissions at Hogwarts...

I would walk into every room while giving tours with my arms outstretched, head tilted slightly upwards, eyes shining, just admiring the beauty of the space and then spin around slowly and proudly state, "And this? THIS is where the magic happens!"

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👤︎ u/expertn00b
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How do you get to the weight room at Hogwarts?

Through the Dumbell door

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How much does it cost to go to Hogwarts?

A Quid each

see ya!

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In order to go to Hogwarts...

... you need to Slither in through the Griffin door.

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Where did they keep the gym equipment at Hogwarts?

Behind the dumbbell door.

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What did Dumbledore say to Hagrid when he graduated from Hogwarts?

You're a Harry, Wizard.

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What do Hogwarts students do in gym?

Hexercise

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📅︎ Sep 02 2019
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What's the best way to get into the Hogwarts castle?

Through the Dumble-door.

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👤︎ u/89iroc
📅︎ Sep 09 2019
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Why was Emperor Akbar rejected from Hogwarts?

Because he was a Muggle Sultan.

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📅︎ Aug 29 2019
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What spell do the teachers at Hogwarts use to Expel the students?

Expelliarmus

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Why are there no chia pets at Hogwarts?

That's too much harry pottery!

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What kind of tree protects the Native American Hogwarts?

A wampum Willow.

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Ah!
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I told my Dad that my wife and I were going to a Harry Potter themed beer festival.

He said, "Try not to catch Hogwarts".

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My overly dramatic daughter this morning...

is hopping around on one foot and saying it's broken. It's not (as she was running around all day yesterday). She asks if we have crutches to which I reply, "No, but you can get around the house by wriggling across the carpet."

She's protesting, so I ask her, "Well, you DO like Harry Potter don't you?" She says, "Yes," failing to see what Harry Potter had to do with a tender ankle.

"Well," I explain "Just pretend you're at Hogwarts, but instead of being in Gryffindor you'll be in House Slytherin."

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Where in Hogwarts is the GYM located?

Right through the Dumbell door.

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Where is the gym located at Hogwarts?

Just out the dumbbell door.

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👤︎ u/RayInRed
📅︎ Oct 01 2020
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How do you get to the weight room in Hogwarts?

Through the Dumbbell-Door

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