A list of puns related to "Hogwarts"
Dement-doors
Right through the Dumbell Door
A-Dobby.
I would walk into every room while giving tours with my arms outstretched, head tilted slightly upwards, eyes shining, just admiring the beauty of the space and then spin around slowly and proudly state, "And this? THIS is where the magic happens!"
Through the Dumbell door
A Quid each
see ya!
... you need to Slither in through the Griffin door.
Behind the dumbbell door.
You're a Harry, Wizard.
Through the Dumble-door.
Because he was a Muggle Sultan.
Expelliarmus
That's too much harry pottery!
A wampum Willow.
He said, "Try not to catch Hogwarts".
is hopping around on one foot and saying it's broken. It's not (as she was running around all day yesterday). She asks if we have crutches to which I reply, "No, but you can get around the house by wriggling across the carpet."
She's protesting, so I ask her, "Well, you DO like Harry Potter don't you?" She says, "Yes," failing to see what Harry Potter had to do with a tender ankle.
"Well," I explain "Just pretend you're at Hogwarts, but instead of being in Gryffindor you'll be in House Slytherin."
Right through the Dumbell door.
Just out the dumbbell door.
Through the Dumbbell-Door
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