Dad joked my wife on Christmas Eve .

We were putting up Christmas lights outside our house and I noticed the power lead was laying across the ground in front of our front door. I told my wife we had better tape it down because it's a (dramatic pause for effect) ELF HAZARD! The groan was priceless !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mywifeh8sme
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2014
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Elf On The Shelf

Im at my family's house for christmas and we were discussing the Elf On the Shelf at the dinner table. My cousin shared a photo of her daughter's elf on the shelf around the table. Upon seeing it my grandfather said "Well that there is a selfie elfie"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ltholt25
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2014
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