Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "House Elf"
We were putting up Christmas lights outside our house and I noticed the power lead was laying across the ground in front of our front door. I told my wife we had better tape it down because it's a (dramatic pause for effect) ELF HAZARD! The groan was priceless !
Im at my family's house for christmas and we were discussing the Elf On the Shelf at the dinner table. My cousin shared a photo of her daughter's elf on the shelf around the table. Upon seeing it my grandfather said "Well that there is a selfie elfie"
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