Why does Lord Voldemort have Twitter, but not Facebook?

He only has followers, not friends.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimpykidfan37
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Why was Voldemort fired from the salon?

Because he kept shouting β€œenemies of the hair...beware!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/btarsucks
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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How do you call Lord Voldemort's lookout ??

A Harry spoter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thecheekybear
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Voldemort is Basically a Teenage Girl

He has a diary, a tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WqrriorCow
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Why doesn’t Voldemort have a nose?

Because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaBabybelle
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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Why does Voldemort prefer Twitter to Facebook? /r/harrypotter/comments/e…
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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You gotta admire Voldemorts work on horcruxes.

I mean.. he put his soul into it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zapyre
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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How did the frog hide from Voldemort ?

He used his invisible croak. Lol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hiiampeoples
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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Voldemort's parents played boop got your nose! one to many times
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Axe2004
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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Why did Voldemort play the trumpet?

Because he was in the azkaband.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NegativeFux
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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Damn you Voldemort from Star Trek!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/QaCKK
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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When Voldemort goes to bed

Does he Slytherin?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcheckpointeh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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It’s a good thing Voldemort was part snake and not part cow

Otherwise even Harry Potter would not have been able to udder his name

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theDWORF
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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What happened to Voldemort's face?

Nobody nose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2018
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Voldemort is very ugly...

But he nose that already, so you don't have to tell him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlazingMetal
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2016
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What does Voldemort hate the most?

When someone cut the line in front of his nose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Piggy_The_Sensei
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2017
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What happened to Voldemort's nose?

Someone used a magic eraser.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smk1993
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2017
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Rhett is not the same man without his beard
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aplay1
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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How can my feet smell

If they don’t have a nose?

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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I'm trying to write an unoffical Harry Potter book about Platform 9 and 3/4

But I feel like I'm hitting a wall

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thesaurususaurus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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Dad: Thanks for doing your chores Emily, unlike some children who will remain unnamed

Son: tears welling up please give me a name dad I'm almost 17

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jackson160
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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Dadjoked my own dad

Dad (looking at a website) : "How do I change my profile?"

Me: "Cut off your nose"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chibolamoo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2014
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I need mole puns

On October 23 (6.02x10^23) in my chem class we celebrate mole day. You have to make a project revolving around a mole pun. This year I did MoleDemort and printed a life size Voldemort with a mole head, but I'm out of ideas for Chem 2 AP next year. Want to get ideas early on, any suggestions? Some examples already taken that I don't want to repeat: Darth Mole Moleverine

I will add more as I remember, or if you come up with one that's already done.

Thanks in advance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/survivalking4
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2017
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What do you call someone with no nose?

Nobody knows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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What do you call a nose with no body?

Nobody Nose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hrfloatnstuff
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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What do you call somebody with no Body or nose?

Nobody knows!

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