A list of puns related to "Voldemort"
He only has followers, not friends.
Because he kept shouting βenemies of the hair...beware!β
A Harry spoter.
He has a diary, a tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy.
Because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station
I mean.. he put his soul into it.
He used his invisible croak. Lol
Because he was in the azkaband.
Does he Slytherin?
Otherwise even Harry Potter would not have been able to udder his name
Nobody nose.
But he nose that already, so you don't have to tell him.
When someone cut the line in front of his nose
Someone used a magic eraser.
Nobody knows
If they donβt have a nose?
But I feel like I'm hitting a wall
Son: tears welling up please give me a name dad I'm almost 17
Dad (looking at a website) : "How do I change my profile?"
Me: "Cut off your nose"
On October 23 (6.02x10^23) in my chem class we celebrate mole day. You have to make a project revolving around a mole pun. This year I did MoleDemort and printed a life size Voldemort with a mole head, but I'm out of ideas for Chem 2 AP next year. Want to get ideas early on, any suggestions? Some examples already taken that I don't want to repeat: Darth Mole Moleverine
I will add more as I remember, or if you come up with one that's already done.
Thanks in advance.
Nobody knows.
Nobody Nose.
Nobody knows!
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