What deodorant does Harry Potter wear?
Ex-smelly-arMpits
As inspired by a three year old who couldn't say Expelliarmus - the charm that makes whatever your opponents holding fly out of their hand - usually their wand.
Harry Potter can’t tell the difference between his potions’ pot and his best mate
All the Harry Potter movies should have been rated R.
How does harry potter get down a hill?
Just watched all the Harry Potter movies back to back with a friend
Stupid, really, because it meant I couldn't see the TV
This guy told me he was Harry Potter’s godfather. I thought he was messing with me.
He told me he was Sirius.
What's Harry Potter's author's favorite way of getting down a hill? Walking.
Bought some discounted Harry Potter DVDs...
A harry potter joke.
Student: Ah Sh*t, I used the wrong ingredients...
Horace Slughorn: *gasp* do not use such vial language in this classroom!!
Have you seen where Harry Potter’s magical wand was made? If you look closely, it says:
I taught my kid to speed read today. He read Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone in 3 hours!
I know its only 6 words.. but its a start!
Harry Potter could be a great mafia boss
He always catches the snitch
I found the first four Harry Potter books to be quite light hearted.
The fifth one was dead sirius.
How does Harry Potter makeout with the delivery lady?
The Harry Potter films were really good, but I think nearly headless Nick was poorly executed
How does Harry Potter go down a hill?
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy were fighting once when Draco decided to curse Harry with a Hair Growing Spell that grows hair instantly. Ron passed by and said:
What is Harry Potters favorite search engine
When asked where his two new brooms were from, Harry Potter replied:
From the bargain store down on Diagon Alley, they were a Quidditch.
FBI has just announced about a mole on their organization. They are consulting Harry Potter about the situation
since he is good at catching snitches
Harry potter had always been hesitant about telling lies when under the invisibility cloak
people always said that they could see right through him!
Why does the author of Harry Potter always ROFL when hearing a joke?
Because she's Rowling on the floor with laughter
Who was the least intelligent character in the Harry Potter series?
Limited release Harry Potter title
Harry Potter is a good place for puns
I taught my kid speed reading and I’m proud to say that he managed to finish “Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone” in an hour and a half.
I know it’s only six words, but it’s a start.
How does Harry Potter go down a hill?
He walks. J.K. He actually goes down rolling.
I liked the Harry Potter books and films but...
The character Nearly Headless Nick was a bit poorly executed.
How does the author of Harry Potter go down a hill?
Walking
JK
Rolling
sorry if it’s a repost my cousin told me it like 2 months ago
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
By walking!.... JK ROLLING!
Why can’t Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate?
Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate.
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill?
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
I found the first four Harry Potter books to be quite light hearted.
But the fifth one— dead Sirius.
How does Harry Potter like to get to the bottom of a hill? Walking
Why couldn't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cookpot and his best friend?
Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate.
Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate.
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