What deodorant does Harry Potter wear?

Ex-smelly-arMpits

As inspired by a three year old who couldn't say Expelliarmus - the charm that makes whatever your opponents holding fly out of their hand - usually their wand.

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Harry Potter can’t tell the difference between his potions’ pot and his best mate

They’re both cauldron

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperNova7039
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All the Harry Potter movies should have been rated R.

Too much cursing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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How does harry potter get down a hill?

Walking

JK Rolling!!

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Just watched all the Harry Potter movies back to back with a friend

Stupid, really, because it meant I couldn't see the TV

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This guy told me he was Harry Potter’s godfather. I thought he was messing with me.

He told me he was Sirius.

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What's Harry Potter's author's favorite way of getting down a hill? Walking.

JK rolling

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Bought some discounted Harry Potter DVDs...
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A harry potter joke.

Student: Ah Sh*t, I used the wrong ingredients...

Horace Slughorn: *gasp* do not use such vial language in this classroom!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirZbear
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Have you seen where Harry Potter’s magical wand was made? If you look closely, it says:

β€œMADE IN TAIWAND”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Happydaytoyou1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I taught my kid to speed read today. He read Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone in 3 hours!

I know its only 6 words.. but its a start!

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Harry Potter
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Harry Potter could be a great mafia boss

He always catches the snitch

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I found the first four Harry Potter books to be quite light hearted.

The fifth one was dead sirius.

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Harry Potter
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How does Harry Potter makeout with the delivery lady?

With his parcel tongue

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The Harry Potter films were really good, but I think nearly headless Nick was poorly executed
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How does Harry Potter go down a hill?

By running.

JK! Rowling.

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Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy were fighting once when Draco decided to curse Harry with a Hair Growing Spell that grows hair instantly. Ron passed by and said:

Hello Hairy.

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What is Harry Potters favorite search engine

Ask Peeves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MysteriouslyHorny
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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I liked the Harry Potter books and movies but... /r/harrypotter/comments/h…
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When asked where his two new brooms were from, Harry Potter replied:

From the bargain store down on Diagon Alley, they were a Quidditch.

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FBI has just announced about a mole on their organization. They are consulting Harry Potter about the situation

since he is good at catching snitches

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Harry potter had always been hesitant about telling lies when under the invisibility cloak

people always said that they could see right through him!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepokokputih
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Why does the author of Harry Potter always ROFL when hearing a joke?

Because she's Rowling on the floor with laughter

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Harry Potter
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Who was the least intelligent character in the Harry Potter series?

Dumb.ledore

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Limited release Harry Potter title
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Harry Potter is a good place for puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeet-boi-2010
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I taught my kid speed reading and I’m proud to say that he managed to finish β€œHarry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone” in an hour and a half.

I know it’s only six words, but it’s a start.

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How does Harry Potter go down a hill?

He walks. J.K. He actually goes down rolling.

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I liked the Harry Potter books and films but...

The character Nearly Headless Nick was a bit poorly executed.

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How does the author of Harry Potter go down a hill?

Walking

JK

Rolling

sorry if it’s a repost my cousin told me it like 2 months ago

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How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking!.... JK ROLLING!

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Why can’t Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate?

They are both cauldron.

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Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate.

They're both cauldron.

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What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking.

JK. Rolling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
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How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

Walking. J.K. Rolling.

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I found the first four Harry Potter books to be quite light hearted.

But the fifth oneβ€” dead Sirius.

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How does Harry Potter like to get to the bottom of a hill? Walking

J/K

Rolling

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Why couldn't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cookpot and his best friend?

They are both cauldron.

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Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate.

They're both cauldron.

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Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate.

They're both cauldron.

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I wrote Harry Potter

J.K.

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