Chuck Norris didn't have to the the vaccine
COVID had to vaccinate against Chuck Norris
Why there are jokes on chuck Norris but....
This one is oldie but goodie.
When I was a child I asked my father 'why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris but none about Clint Eastwood?' He leant forward look me straight in the eyes and said 'because Clint Eastwood is no joke'.
Chuck Norris is the world's greatest mathematician.
He knows the last digit of Pi.
NEWS: Chuck Norris has coronavirus.
... for breakfast.
Why did Chuck Norris wear knee pads?
He never liked Bruised Knee
What kind of House does Chuck Norris live in?
A Round House.
Chuck Norris doesn't hoard toilet paper.
He's used the same napkin since 1974. He just scares the shit out of it.
Coronavirus got infected with Chuck Norris.
It had to quarantine for 14 days.
Chuck Norris has been confirmed to be exposed to Covid-19
The virus will be quarantined for 14 days
When Chuck Norris was a baby, his mother called him Chuckie.
Once.
Chuck Norris' email address:
Gmail@chucknorris.com
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talkin about.
Chuck Norris once trew a party
It still didn't land on the ground
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His Shoe
My friend: "Why doesn't a hurricane have sex with Chuck Norris?"
"Because it's too afraid to blow him"
Chuck Norris has been exposed to Coronavirus (COVID-19)
The Virus is now in quarantine for 14 days
How does Chuck Norris flush the toilet?
He doesn't, he scares the living shit out of it
