While talking about Tommy Hilfiger and the prices of Tommy Hilfiger. I randomly did this
I always take my problems to Tommy
Hilfiger something out.
If you donβt know what clothes to wear, just ask tommy,
Hilfiger it out.
Got a problem? Just ask Tommy....
Hilfigier it out.
But dad, Tommy's father lets him eat his fries with his fingers!
He's wrong, son. The fingers should be eaten separately.
There was a 6 fingered man that everyone kept calling Tommy. Why?
Because that's his name.
Wife: βTommy said youβre giving up drinking for a month?β
Me: No, I said... βIβm giving up! Drinking for a month!β
What's Tommy Wiseau favourite month?
Oh Hi March
You don't need to explain everything to Tommy...
What did the fashion designer Tommy do when he ran into a problem?
I'm not too sure, but Tommy, he'll figure it out.
You don't need to explain everything to Bill. Bill Gates it. And the same is with Tommy. Hilfiger it out himself.
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Tommy bought a horse from a farmer for $250 and the farmer agreed to deliver the horse to Tommy the following day reddit.com/r/Jokes/commenβ¦
Why is Tommy Wiseau a good teacher?
Because all of his students get Hi Marks.
Did you hear Tommy Shaw is a chef now?
He's got too much thyme on his hands.
I really hate Tommy Wiseau's films.
I walked out of The Room more than once.
(Please don't kill me)
What does Trump and Tommy Wisseau have in common?
They both started as a joke but ended up finding success by being ridiculously bad
