He was carrying a 19th century French masterpiece under his arm and a cage with 2 baby birds in his hand.
I asked how much they were and he said, "I got my Monet for nothing and the Chicks for free".
Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh
A painting by Claude Monet was recently discovered. It's an illustration of a man's nose. The museum decided to title it Mon Nez
Explanation :
Mon and nez are respectively French for my and nose. If one pronounces mon and nez correctly, and rapidly, it sounds a bit like Monet (mo-nénè)
Edit: I made an error with the accents; chose aigu (é) instead of grave (è)
They're de-monet-ising his work.
We’ll specialize in melts.
You have to hop back and forth, figure out what works, kinda like DDR; you have to play an alga-rhythm game.
Please don’t shun me.
When you run out of Monet
Because Oscar Claude Monet
"They must cost a lot of Monet!"
It requires a lot of monet.
He was a Monet launderer.
I've been de-Monet-tized.
The didn’t have the Monet to get Degas to make the Van Gogh!
But it ended in a draw.
He puts his Monet where his mouth is.
I'm just doing it for the Monet
But was captured two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. All he could say for himself was “I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh. But I tried anyway because I had nothing Toulouse!”
He’s got more Monet than scents.
That wasn't very cache Monet of you.
But I just can't remember him for love nor Monet.
Eiffel.
Because he didn't make any Monet.
She was just in it for the Monet
He said, "I don't care too much for Monet. Monet can't buy me love."
So we were going to see an Impressionist exhibit at the art museum and my friend, in her best Jerry Maguire voice, goes "Show me the Monet!"
At a museum with my friend's family when I was looking at a sculpture by Edgar Degas. My friend's dad walks up to me and goes "Hey, this is one of the 3 guys who tried to rob The Louvre". I looked at him confused before he continued "Yeah, luckily they couldn't get away because they ran out of Monet, so they couldn't get Degas to make the Van Gogh".
He didn't have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.
