I wish Covid-19 had started in Las Vegas.

Because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ArtosThunder
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Pasta la vista good chef
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Arcturus_mayflower
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PA + PN + LA + LN

Oh no, my (P + L)(A + N) has been FOILed!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GoodOldDragon
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Found in Harahan, LA imgur.com/3W6zEmk
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A doctor moved from LA to Portland.

It was an Oregon transplant.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/13toycar
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A monastery in Las Vegas kept getting chips in their donation box

It got so frustrating they decided to hire a chipmunk

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Everyone knows Las Vegas is Sin City but are you familiar with Den City?

Mass over volume.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Daudelin1
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What fruit is not allowed in any Las Vegas Wedding Chapels?

Cantaloupe

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cfoxtrot21
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I was driving through Las Vegas when I saw an ant riding a gazelle to a wedding chapel.

It was my first time seeing an ant elope.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cobclob
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The churches in Las Vegas

Did You Know…

In Las Vegas there are more Catholic Churches than casinos. Not surprisingly some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.

Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings. The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed In.

This is done by the chip monks.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BastetLXIX
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Pasta la Vista
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Minimine35
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I hear that Las Vegas is the capital city of trigonometric functions..

It earned the nickname Sin City!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
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Vamos a la paplaya!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/f3derico
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A singer known for her show in Las Vegas has introduced a line of gourmet mustard...

Celine Dijon

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16 2020
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La-da-da-da La-da-da-da Hellmo's World!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KindOfAnnoying854
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 25 2020
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(la) Cena in Spanish means "the dinner"

And here I thought John Cena looks more like a snacc.

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πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03 2020
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Did you hear about the musician who went to the La Brea Tar pits and chucked butter into it?

He said he wanted to make a Ghee Tar.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Aortic_Bacon
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LA traffic is reminding me why it's called the 405

Because anywhere you go, it takes 4 or 5 hours

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/egg27015
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 15 2020
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Donald Quixote de la Dementia
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JLRosewater
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24 2019
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I'm from Las Vegas, so I know a thing or two about angles

It is sin City after all

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Crimsonate-F3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 19 2020
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What should be the 2017 Oscars La la Land - Moonlight controversy renamed as?

DilEmma

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/engineerwho_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14 2020
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I’m going to open an ice cream shop in Texas called *Remember the A La Mode*.
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I had been lost in Las Vegas for days, wandering the streets. Up ahead, I thought I saw my hotel...

But it was a Mirage...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20 2020
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OOO LA-LA
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MilPens
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 25 2018
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La La Land

https://preview.redd.it/vqrhmb5n0p041.png?width=1508&format=png&auto=webp&s=0014f34cd14db921a6d037b7f7d1801d888a15de

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wee3647
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24 2019
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Seen in down town Las Vegas
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/awesometoenails
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 28 2018
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Pasta la vista baby
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ethan-The-Awesome23
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10 2019
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Lego-las. Crosspost from r/lotr
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cakedozer45
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20 2019
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Had an awful meal at a casino in Las Vegas

The chips tasted of plastic.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SuperDave-1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24 2019
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What does La Quinta mean in Spanish?

Next to Denny’s.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/brookermusic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 22 2019
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hasta la vista
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Awesomeus-
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31 2019
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If you're in a plane above LA...

What happens if you are in a plane above Los Angeles, and when you look out the window there are no clouds beneath you?U C L A

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πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10 2019
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Nobody's Walken in LA
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tobiastheowl
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16 2019
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LA has terrible traffic
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ArtsyTLF
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18 2018
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Lego-las
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheInfernoCheese
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I was at a gentlemans club in Las vegas...

This voluptius Asian came over and I asked for a lap dance.While she was doing her thing,I asked her,"What nationality are you?"

She replied,"I'm half black and half Thai.

I then said,"Oh,I didn't realize this was a Black Tie affair.

Edit: True story.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shdchko
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Free ourselves from the patrolocracy! Viva la Revolupun! reddit.com/r/the_revolupu…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Prusseen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 19 2019
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Wife: β€œC’est la vie...”

Husband: β€œLa vie”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rosedj1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10 2018
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La Cost of this t-shirt was suspiciously low.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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I don’t think I could commit to a job being a taster at La Croix.

I would just be testing the waters.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/childishfanbino3005
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 23 2019
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Tortilator: Pasta la vista

Ha Ha Ha Ha

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Stingyboi1
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What's the difference between Las Vegas and Wuhan?

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/atg_gta
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Las Vegas is known as β€œSin City”, but which sin does it represent?

NV.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kinjesus
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What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas ?

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26 2020
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What is Las Vegas’ least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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