I hear the gong business is booming
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/crgk
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 14 2018
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Today's SMBC: "So I said 2 gongs don't make a right..."


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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/atticusalien
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 17 2015
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A church was hiring a new bell ringer

And they interviewed an applicant named Stan. Stan had no arms due to an accident so the hiring manager asked how he would ever be able to do the job.

"I'll show you",said Stan.

They walked up flight after flight of stairs to the Bell tower all the while the manager wondered how Stan would ever be able to do the job. His questions were soon answered when after reaching the Bell tower, Stan took off running striking the bell face first. Gooong goes the bell. Stan picks himself up, takes off running face first at the bell, Gooong.

"Hold, on. You'll hurt yourself."

"I'm tough," said Stan, " "and I really needed this job"

"Ok," said the manager, leaving Stan to do the job.

All day the bell rang on the hour correctly and the manager thought too soon that he had misjudged Stan. Finally, at six in the evening there were only three gongs, then a commotion. Going out to see what was going on he found Stan dead on the street below. Apparently he had become disoriented from head trauma and missed the bell entirely falling to the street below.

"Who was this man, Who was he?" asked the crowd.

Not wanting to admit liability for the accident, the manager said "I don't know."

"But his face sure rings a bell"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/a_pos-tmodern_man
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Just so bangable
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/fightmilk22
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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Two friends named Trouble and Shut Up went hiking. Trouble went off the path and got lost so Shut Up went to the police to report him missing......

.....when asked his name by the cop filling out the report he replied Shut Up. The frustrated cop asked repeatedly for his name and was met each time with an equally frustrated and louder reply of SHUT UP! The cop got angry and then asked....hey man, are you looking for trouble? The reply back was "Yes! That's the reason I came here....I'm looking for Trouble!!!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/2donutkid2
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 29 2018
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What's Rihanna's favorite fruit?

Ba nah nah!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hoydawg
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 22 2014
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