Yoo Puns

A list of puns related to "Yoo"

Pirates of yore would get a treasure chest off a looted vessel and often hear voices coming from the chest saying "yoo hoo!"

It was the booty calls.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jun 30 2020
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If yoo think Thursdays are depressing, wait two days.

It will be a Sadder day

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👤︎ u/Parkwad
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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My in-Law's just told us they bought a ranch named "Que Pasa Ranch."

I said, "YOO! That's what's up!"

Only my father in law laughed.

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👤︎ u/Psychofanatical
📅︎ Aug 26 2020
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My dad hates the ocean, but the other day he bought a boat....

He never could resist a good sail.

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👤︎ u/ForsakenLandscape
📅︎ May 30 2019
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What did the pirate say after spilling his chocolate drink in a container of Bacardi?

Yoo-hoo hoo in a bottle of rum!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Dec 15 2019
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Dad: knock knock

Son: who's there?

Dad: I'm you

Son: I'm youwho?

Dad: Hi, yoo-hoo. I'm dad.

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👤︎ u/politemotherfucker
📅︎ Aug 18 2018
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