And now for some โ€œin-depthโ€ coverage, letโ€™s go live to our reporter.
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People who don't understand how to measure depths in the ocean really find it hard to fathom.
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Ever since I lost one of my eyes in an accident my life hasn't had any depth.
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Admittedly, being in this sub makes me pretty uncomfortable. Maybe Iโ€™m just out of my depth.

https://imgur.com/gallery/yr8skve

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Talking about the depth of the universe

We were explaining the word depth and how it relates to the word of deep.

Kid can't say the word depth. So he said:"the entire univuse is pretty Def right dad?!"

I chimed in immediately: "I'm sure it is kiddo universe due to the too few ears in it."

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Found in the depths of Youtube.
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Why arenโ€™t all oceans one depth?

Theyโ€™re inconsistent seas.

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New depth, heh....
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What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

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My boss said to me, โ€œYou are the worst train operator ever. How many trains have you derailed in the past year?โ€

I said, โ€œIโ€™m not sure. Itโ€™s so hard to keep track.โ€

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I just asked my 14 yr old after he was talking the whole time while I was showing how to do something. โ€˜Do you know why god gave us two eyes and only one mouth?โ€™

โ€˜Because we donโ€™t need depth perception with our mouths โ€˜ was his technically correct answer

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FRIEND: I miss hugging people

ME: Probably a depth perception issue

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs and heโ€™s floating in your pool?

Bob.

(Itโ€™s padreโ€™s birthday and he just dug that one out of the depths of his memory...)

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Probably one of the deepest books you will ever read

20,000 Leagues Under the Sea

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Moral of the story: living well is the best revenge

Once upon a time, there was a small desert village with a single well on the outskirts of the town. One morning, a woman went to the well to fetch water for the day. The lady was crying and the well heard this. A voice came from the well and asked โ€œwhatโ€™s wrong?โ€

The lady stopped sobbing and asked the well, in utter disbelief, โ€œyou can talk?โ€

โ€œYesโ€ the well said, โ€œlong ago, the witch living in this town gave life to me so I could protect the towns peopleโ€

โ€œAlasโ€ the woman said, โ€œI am the daughter of that witch. She lived in peace with the town for many years, but the new mayor, who is a violent and hateful man, riled the townspeople up against her. The town burnt my mom at the stake! I am still young and do not know much magic. I tried to curse the town, but failed, and now I fear I may never avenge my mother.โ€

โ€œDo not be afraidโ€ the well said, โ€œI will take care of this.โ€

The next morning the mayor was going to the well to fetch water when he heard an odd noise. He peered over the edge to look down as far as he could when an impossibly long arm shot up at him. The arm grabbed the mayor and dragged him down into the depths of the well. There was a horrible crunching sound and the mayor was never seen again. The townsfolk apologized to the witchโ€™s daughter and everyone lived happily ever after.

See moral above for the pun...

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I can understand 4 feet, 5 feet, 7 feet and 8 feet

But I can't fathom

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What's the difference between a brown noser and a butt kisser?

Depth perception.

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Why do people like movies about Submarines?

Because they have depth.

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Philosophers have really good....

Depth perception

This is deep

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A bad pool

I recently bought a pool on Amazon and the height wasn't even close to what was advertised.

You can go there to read my review in depth.

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I read an article about finding the Titanic a few years ago, sunken in the ocean...

The depths of the prose were hard to fathom!

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I lost my belt so I tried buckling all my watches together and using that.

It was a waist of time.

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My eye doctor is concerned because I keep walking headlong into objects...

He thinks it's a matter of life and depth.

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My dad dropped this ones back in 2010 after those Chilean miners were rescued.

Us watching the news cast telling us they were rescued.

Dad: โ€œWow thatโ€™s crazy. And even after that long ordeal they still canโ€™t have any alcohol to celebrate.โ€

Me: (Wondering if it had to do medically with the length of time they were underground or the extreme depth.) โ€œReally? Why?โ€

Dad: โ€œBecause they are still minersโ€

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Why is it so expensive to run a submarine?

It's the depth charges.

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Got my friend while fishing

My friend said there was a bunch of fish on the depth sounder so I told him to slow down the boat. When he asked why I said it's a school zone

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What is Tim Burton's favourite measurement?

Johnny Depth

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Husband got daughter the other day

In the car. Husband(H) and son are having an in-depth conversation about LoL skins. Daughter(D) chimes in. D: Are you guys talking about LoL? H: Yup. D: Wow ( with very sarcastic undertone ) H: ( with out missing a beat ) Not WoW, LoL. Groans all around.

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We went to go see a play

There was a dad behind me.

His wife asked, "what row are we in?"

He said, "dolphin row."

She looked confused and like she had enough of his shit.

He smiled and said "E. Like a dolphin." Then he broke out into a high pitch dolphin squeal, "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

The depth of her sigh took five years off my life.

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My dad just said this to me

"You know the only difference between kissing ass and brown nosing is depth perception"

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My dad, on 3D movies

Dad: i can't believe we're going to see a cartoon Me: there's a lot of depth to Pixar movies Dad: yeah, especially if it's in 3D!

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What is the difference between an ass kisser and brown noser?

Depth perception

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