A lot Ehโ€™ (A latteโ€™)

I wonder how much Starbucks is in Canada?

A lot Ehโ€™

I woke up thinking this this morning, donโ€™t know where itโ€™s from. I probably didnโ€™t write it but I have no idea where I would have seen it. It was an original thought, but itโ€™s an easy joke so Iโ€™m sure someone else has done it before.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/JHFL
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 07 2020
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One Shark bucks latte please
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Dogzsquadarts
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A pumpkin spiced latte joke should contain the set up, followed by the punchline and

Cost about $4.50

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/junior_bqx2
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What's a Cops favorite kind of latte.

Assaulted Caramel.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ChocolateyScholar
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I like latte, but I love this more
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/XioLungBao
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Donโ€™t be latte for your flight
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Mafei06
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 05 2019
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The other day I went to get coffee with my boyfriend. Waiting in line, I asked him what he was getting and he said "Soy Latte"

I was proud to immediately come up with "Hola Latte, soy Dad!"

Turns out he doesn't know the least bit Spanish and this was lost on him...

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๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 18 2019
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I recently visited Washington state for the first time. Much to my surprise, it ended up being a warm and sunny day when I arrived! Put on a tank top, threw on some shades, and picked up an iced latte. I took a stroll through the park near the Space Needle and had a wonderful time.

I guess you could say I was sleeveless in Seattle

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jazzywaffles84
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Maybe with a latte saber?
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DanielBWeston
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 01 2019
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I went to the backyard this morning and saw a bird of prey drinking a pumpkin spice latte.

It was a millennial falcon.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 25 2019
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Laughed a latte
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Blayde_B208
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Does this count as an iced mocha latte?
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/VioletteRose29
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What do you call a calcium carbonate flavoured latte?

A chalk-latte

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As they say at Starbucks, better latte than never.
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/geekcommunicant
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A whole latte love.
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MonkeysLikeApples
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Why did the barista pour medicine into the latte?

Because it was Coughee

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We have a latte fun at my work...

So I was pouring a cup of coffee when the lip of the cup caught on the spout of the coffee pot causing some hot coffee to splash on my hand, instinctively I yanked my hand away like a scalded cat.

Customer: "oh my God, are you ok?!โ€

Me: "Yeah, it's fine. It's only a..Light Roast."

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I found out that crows have to pay extra to get a latte.

Turns out there's a kaw fee.

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A customer handed me an open box of kureig latte makers and said "it seems someone stole some of these out of the box."

I said "It seems like they wanted those a latte."

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/arkham42
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So this sheep made me a really good latte

He's the best baarista in town

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My Dad says he doesn't like lattes from Starbucks...

...He says "they cost a latte"

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